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[laurahsaur]

"Hello, Laura?"
"Yes?"
"This is Sergeant Soandso from the US Army. How are you today?"
"Fine thanks."
"I have in front of me that you're currently enrolled at LCCC, is that correct?"
"Y--yeesss..."
"What are you studying?"
"Um, graphic design."
"Well you know the army has a lot of jobs in that field--"
"You know, I'm actually not really interested."
"Why not?"
"Sigh. Because the army scares me and I honestly don't really like America."
"Hahaha, well that's really out there!"
"I guess."
"Wow."
"..."
"Are you sure you'd never consider--"
"Yeah."
"Do you have any friends who might be interested?"
"Not off the top of my head, the ones who wanted to already enlisted."
"I see. Well out of curiosity, what country DO you like?"
"Hmm. Germany? Basically any country in Europe."
"Oh. Are you going to move there?"
"Eventually, yeah."
"Good."
"Uh..."
"Okay, thanks."
"Mhmm, bye."

Good? GOOD? Yeah, it IS fucking good. Then I can escape all you fucking brainwashed American assholes.