I'm so screwed (not literally...ew!!!)
Yeah, this one I'm not sure if I should make this entry private, public, or what...anyway... A couple years back I volunteered at the health unit in my hometown with a couple of buds...well in the waiting room/"holding room" they had this huge like fish bowl of condoms (yes, CONDOMS!!!). Um, well just as a joke my friends and i took like handfuls (ok more like 40) of these "forbidden goodies" and like put them in our purses. I forgot what had happened to the ones I had taken until well...let's see YESTERDAY!!! ... My MOTHER is looking for the tape and scissors to wrap presents...and um...yeah...those weren't in my desk drawer (some other things were,though, unfortunately). She totally freaks out, and um is NOT so happy with me. So then I am given this talk like I'm a sexually active teen that has shamed the family (which if you know me, I AM SOOO NOT!!!). I try to explain the whole situation, and well that never works...my dad gets home today from hunting...and I am so scared he is totally going to have a cow, and then after that send me to go get tests done...So yeah, be careful what you keep in your room and forget you have in there...who knows who will find it someday