Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle

[laurabryannan]

Does this headline belong in in weepingcock or am I just weird? Okay, don't answer that. The attached article is here if you're interested.

In other news, yes I'm still alive. School is back in session so I have my life back, but Lmuse appears to be on permanent vacation and I'm not doing much but coping these days. Sorry to be such a blob.