(no subject)
snow tires come standard on all your cars...
you refer to the Packers as "we"...
you can make sense out of the words upnort and Trivers
you have ever gotten frostbitten and sunburned in the same week...
you can identify a Michigan accent...
you know what "cow-tipping" is.....
"Down South" to you means Chicago...
traveling coast to coast means going from Superior to Milwaukee...
the "Big Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR...
a brat is something you eat ...
you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat.....
you have no problem spelling Milwaukee..
you consider Madison "exotic"..
you got a passport to go to Minnesota...
your idea of foreign culture is listening to Da Yoopers...
you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of Pabst Blue Ribbon...
You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc...
you know what a bubbler is.....
the snow on your roof weighs more than you do...
your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to your blue-spruce...
your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new machine shed...
you go to work in a snowsuit in the morning and return home wearing shorts...
when you tell someone where you are from and they say: 'I thought that was part of Canada’...
Bernie Brewer is your idol because he gets to dive in a giant beer mug...
your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th of July...
you know how to polka....
your idea of diversity is having black, white, and brown cows...
you drink "soda" and refer to your dad as "pop"...
you tried to tap the "World's Largest Six Pack"...
your children describe their summer vacation out of state as a "trip to Door County..."
you have to go to Florida to get a tan in August...
you have caught a fish in Lake Michigan and it glowed in the dark...
you define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend...
your 4th of July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost...
you know where the village of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it. ..
you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell on a weekend...
You have eaten a cow pie at the State Fair.
The town you grew up in had a bar called Ma's Place.
Cheese is an important staple in your diet.
You know someone who can use "ja, der hey" in a sentence.
Your school lost half their student body during deer season.
You’ve went to a wedding reception in a bowling alley.
You know that it's traditional for the bride and groom to go bar hopping between the ceremony and the reception.
You own at least one cheese head.
Sunday afternoons are sacred for the Packer game!
You have ever been to State Street in Madison during a protest of something.
You get irritated at sports announcers that pronounce it "Wes-con-sin".
Your high school class went to the Pabst Theater to see "A Christmas Carol".
You have ever seen or played in a "broom ball" game.
You have experienced snow storms in April.
You have had school closed due to wind chills and frostbite warnings.
You know all the "why Wisconsin is better than Illinois" jokes.
You get choked up when you hear the University Marching Band play "On Wisconsin".
You believe that Badgers will always beat Gophers.
You have been to a "BoDeans" concert.
You have partied at Summerfest, Festa Italiana, German Fest, Irish Fest or all of the above.
You or someone you know was a "Dairy Princess" at a county fair.
You have gone out of your way to eat ice cream at Gillies' or Kopp's.
You saw Fargo and didn't hear an accent!