behind the bush with a boomerang

Jul 12, 2006 14:09

Here's an update on my life!

Lolla, the new puppy, had some breathing difficulties one night, and Christa and I decided to take her to the animal emergency clinic on Salt Springs Road. It turns out, she has tracheobronchitis, aka "Kennel Cough." Christa (not knowing about the atrocities of pet stores) bought her at PetLand, and PetLand is refusing to pay the vet bill; they are, however paying for her antibiotics. Nonetheless, the Better Business Bureau and PETA were notified of Lolla's kennel cough condition. If Lolla has kennel cough, so does every other dog in that store. It's horrible.

I might be moving out of my house !!! Maria just got an apartmemt and asked me to be her roommate. I'm a little bit reluctant for several reasons. I don't want to leave my mom (dad's a different story..), I don't want to leave my dogs, I don't want to leave my crap in my room (I'd be sleeping in the living room), I don't want to spend the money ... I'm going to hang out there for awhile sans rent and see how it goes. If by next semester I'm ready to move, Maria will only charge me $100 since she knows about my car situation.

Thanks to the friendly folk at vaginapagina, I bought Insteads!. I'm not sure if I have it in right, right now. The only thing I can feel down there is enormous uterine contractions sloughing off my endometrial lining. But I find it hard to believe you can have sex with this thing in..it's like..right there. Granted, it is up against the wall of my vagina, but there is a definite difference in the way the rim of the cup feels and the wall of my vagina feels. Anyway, I bought them in an attempt to save the world. [oh, and chris is coming to town this time next month]

I've also found that Dannon Naturals yogurt does not contain gelatin.

Well, I'm in, I'm out, I'm home.
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