The "Google Needs" meme

[laura_seabrook]

As far as I can tell, what you do is a search on Google with "[first name] needs", where you replace [first name] with a suitable first name, and then list the first ten finds. Here's mine (Laura's) with my comments in bold italic:

1. KING GEORGE II TO DUMP LAURA / NEEDS SON TO CARRY ON HIS LEGACY
   Well he won't get one from me!
2. Laura needs to talk to someone ...
   Often
3. To conceal the scar, Laura needs plastic surgery.
   Not for THAT scar!
4. Dr Laura Needs a NID?
5. Once again Laura needs our help.
6. Laura Needs your Help.
7. Laura needs you now." Softly, Grace stroked Hannah's arm.
8. Laura needs advice on her combi boiler.
   For starters I'd like to know what one is.
9. What I meant was that Laura needs to be moved into the morning slot on WABC so it coincides with her other main stations.
   I'm amenable to that.
10. Laura needs to teach Jenna the proper way to sit with legs crossed.
    Of course, but I do I know that?

Gasp!