what i'm thankful for:
i have the cutest puppy ever! her favorite place to sleep is on your lap..and she's currently passed out on mine, so i'm having to type this with one hand because my other is keeping her from falling off.
i'm also thankful for my AMAZING friends! and even though my family can get pretty goddamn annoying, i'm thankful for them. anddd thankful for music! because as cat said at work: "without music i would have blown my brains out a long time ago, to put it gently"
ASW4936: Things you can ONLY say on Thanksgiving...
1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
i'm also thankful for my AMAZING friends! and even though my family can get pretty goddamn annoying, i'm thankful for them. anddd thankful for music! because as cat said at work: "without music i would have blown my brains out a long time ago, to put it gently"
ASW4936: Things you can ONLY say on Thanksgiving...
1. Talk about huge breasts!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. That's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!