My Christmas Letter to Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Wednesday I gave cgchewie a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I helped lawrynn hide a body (-173 points). In August I bought porn for offthatop (-10 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-562 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
laura2000mi