Gas Stations Attract Idiocracy...
As a few Skirts have seen from my away message on AIM and a random text or two...my famous quote for this weekend has been "The idiots are out in force today....and they brought friends"
Now granted,I've already seen a few pathetic souls out there at the gas station that were less than candlebright,such as these noteable nitwits...
The woman who accidentally locked her baby in the car while she got gas.She left the keys in the ignition and the doors automatically locked after idle time.(gotta love Chryslers)The excuse....her own words"I pulled the keys out just far enough to make it stop beeping"
The man who added oil to his car and left the paper funnels resting in the car engine when he closed the hood and drove off.
The twit who purchased 50 individual 1 dollar Powerball lottery tickets.No particular reason why was offered when asked.
the 15 year old trying to convince me,the STORE CASHIER,to buy him cigarettes.
And this was only the beginning.
Tonight I witnessed the ultimate act of low IQ I have EVER seen in my life.
I work in a gas station on weekends and ALL the lights and pumps are turned off after midnight for closing,so the ENTIRE fuel island and property lot is pitch black.While I'm counting inside in the dim blue lights of the coolers,the aforementioned idiots and their friends pull up to a pump and try to get gas.ALL FOUR pile out of the car trying to figure out why the pump wasn't working (all still in total darkness,mind you) and ....get this,this is the best part to lower IQ points even more....when they decided the pump was broken,drove around to ANOTHER pump to try again.(still in total darkness,mind you.Let's not forget that fact)
I finally got fed up with watching the stupidity from the windows,and locked up for the night,as I walked to my car I yelled at them "We're CLOSED!!!! GET OUT!!" the reply,.. "oh. okay...thank you"
People scare me....they really do.What scares me even more is the fact these same people are BREEDING.
Fear them for good reason and run like Hell.
Now granted,I've already seen a few pathetic souls out there at the gas station that were less than candlebright,such as these noteable nitwits...
The woman who accidentally locked her baby in the car while she got gas.She left the keys in the ignition and the doors automatically locked after idle time.(gotta love Chryslers)The excuse....her own words"I pulled the keys out just far enough to make it stop beeping"
The man who added oil to his car and left the paper funnels resting in the car engine when he closed the hood and drove off.
The twit who purchased 50 individual 1 dollar Powerball lottery tickets.No particular reason why was offered when asked.
the 15 year old trying to convince me,the STORE CASHIER,to buy him cigarettes.
And this was only the beginning.
Tonight I witnessed the ultimate act of low IQ I have EVER seen in my life.
I work in a gas station on weekends and ALL the lights and pumps are turned off after midnight for closing,so the ENTIRE fuel island and property lot is pitch black.While I'm counting inside in the dim blue lights of the coolers,the aforementioned idiots and their friends pull up to a pump and try to get gas.ALL FOUR pile out of the car trying to figure out why the pump wasn't working (all still in total darkness,mind you) and ....get this,this is the best part to lower IQ points even more....when they decided the pump was broken,drove around to ANOTHER pump to try again.(still in total darkness,mind you.Let's not forget that fact)
I finally got fed up with watching the stupidity from the windows,and locked up for the night,as I walked to my car I yelled at them "We're CLOSED!!!! GET OUT!!" the reply,.. "oh. okay...thank you"
People scare me....they really do.What scares me even more is the fact these same people are BREEDING.
Fear them for good reason and run like Hell.