Collecting Fluffy Things
[Open Video]
We would like to apologize for anything we might have stolen during that last curse. We were not ourselves…
and we usually don’t steal pretty things…
Or entirely clean out candy stores…
Or… kidnap the candy maker…
We hope you aren’t angry, Geo.
‘Cause you are still kind of big and scary… and we wouldn‘t want to be beat up like that last thief…
This being said we had our chibi ninjas return what we could.
Eaten candy naturally can never be replaced…
And we have set out on a task that will benefit the entire City. You might have noticed this invasion of cute fluffy things with big ears. We have decided to collect these instead of stealing things.
THEY ARE SO CUTE!
If you have any fluffy things that you would like for us to take off your hands we will send a chibi ninja to collect them. We live in a big house with plenty of room! These fluffy things will fit in perfectly here!
[Glancing off screen… ]
Hey! Don’t eat that!!
GAK!
[Recoils!]
How come the fluffy thing turned into fire!? Now the carpet is burning…!!!
[Panic, panic, panic!!
And the transmission suddenly ends.]
We would like to apologize for anything we might have stolen during that last curse. We were not ourselves…
and we usually don’t steal pretty things…
Or entirely clean out candy stores…
Or… kidnap the candy maker…
We hope you aren’t angry, Geo.
‘Cause you are still kind of big and scary… and we wouldn‘t want to be beat up like that last thief…
This being said we had our chibi ninjas return what we could.
Eaten candy naturally can never be replaced…
And we have set out on a task that will benefit the entire City. You might have noticed this invasion of cute fluffy things with big ears. We have decided to collect these instead of stealing things.
THEY ARE SO CUTE!
If you have any fluffy things that you would like for us to take off your hands we will send a chibi ninja to collect them. We live in a big house with plenty of room! These fluffy things will fit in perfectly here!
[Glancing off screen… ]
Hey! Don’t eat that!!
GAK!
[Recoils!]
How come the fluffy thing turned into fire!? Now the carpet is burning…!!!
[Panic, panic, panic!!
And the transmission suddenly ends.]