Sexual Conversation - Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy - R
Title: Sexual Conversation
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Rating: R
Disclaimer: No, they are not mine.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is quite...overcome...by what resides in Harry Potter's boxers.
Set: Somewhere at Hogwarts...I'd say they're about 16-17. I should probably know, it is my fic...
Beta: jellibeana
Authors Notes: Just some total conversation. And making fun of the fact that HARRY POTTER HAS SUCH A MASSIVE PENIS. That is all.
“Holy mother of Merlin!”
“What?”
“Gods of Salazar!”
“What?”
“How could you hide that?”
“They’re called trousers Draco.”
“Yes but-
“And they manage to cover my, uh, nether regions.”
“But it’s quite large.”
“It’s erect Draco! But, no, shut up, but it won’t be for long if you don’t … Aaaaah.
“Itdoesn’tfuckingfit.”
“What? No! Don’t take it out!”
“But it doesn’t fit!”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean I can’t fit your cock in my mouth.”
“Oh.”
“Had this problem before?”
“Shut up.”
“Shut my mouth then?”
“Fuck you Malfoy.”
“Oh you wish.”
“Yes I do…so start…yesssssss.”
“You’re lucky I don’t have gag reflex.”
“I am.”
“And your lucky that I won’t spread all over the tabloids that The Boy Who Lived is in possession of The Cock To Rival Salazar’s.”
“I am.”
“Am what?”
“Lucky.”
“Potter! Stop being so…”
“What?”
“Monosyllabic”
“Sorry.”
“Shut up.”
“Why do we argue so much after sex?”
“It’s the UST.”
“UST?”
“Unresolved Sexual Tension.”
“What the fuck?”
“I picked it up off Pansy.”
“Right.”
“I did!”
“Sure.”
“Besides, I’ve never even seen your dick before now, so we can hardly argue all the time after sex.”
“True.”
“It’s not that big.”
Harry Potter stops being monosyllabic and tackles Draco Malfoy.
~~~fin~~~
Author's Notes: The gaps are when there is ... activity. Dude, this was so RANDOM. Why does my brain come up with such...stuff. Please let me know what you thought!
Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Rating: R
Disclaimer: No, they are not mine.
Summary: Draco Malfoy is quite...overcome...by what resides in Harry Potter's boxers.
Set: Somewhere at Hogwarts...I'd say they're about 16-17. I should probably know, it is my fic...
Beta: jellibeana
Authors Notes: Just some total conversation. And making fun of the fact that HARRY POTTER HAS SUCH A MASSIVE PENIS. That is all.
“Holy mother of Merlin!”
“What?”
“Gods of Salazar!”
“What?”
“How could you hide that?”
“They’re called trousers Draco.”
“Yes but-
“And they manage to cover my, uh, nether regions.”
“But it’s quite large.”
“It’s erect Draco! But, no, shut up, but it won’t be for long if you don’t … Aaaaah.
“Itdoesn’tfuckingfit.”
“What? No! Don’t take it out!”
“But it doesn’t fit!”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean I can’t fit your cock in my mouth.”
“Oh.”
“Had this problem before?”
“Shut up.”
“Shut my mouth then?”
“Fuck you Malfoy.”
“Oh you wish.”
“Yes I do…so start…yesssssss.”
“You’re lucky I don’t have gag reflex.”
“I am.”
“And your lucky that I won’t spread all over the tabloids that The Boy Who Lived is in possession of The Cock To Rival Salazar’s.”
“I am.”
“Am what?”
“Lucky.”
“Potter! Stop being so…”
“What?”
“Monosyllabic”
“Sorry.”
“Shut up.”
“Why do we argue so much after sex?”
“It’s the UST.”
“UST?”
“Unresolved Sexual Tension.”
“What the fuck?”
“I picked it up off Pansy.”
“Right.”
“I did!”
“Sure.”
“Besides, I’ve never even seen your dick before now, so we can hardly argue all the time after sex.”
“True.”
“It’s not that big.”
Harry Potter stops being monosyllabic and tackles Draco Malfoy.
~~~fin~~~
Author's Notes: The gaps are when there is ... activity. Dude, this was so RANDOM. Why does my brain come up with such...stuff. Please let me know what you thought!