Remember Me?
HEY Y'ALL!
It's me! I'm sort of back! How are you? How's life? I've just been reading my friends-list for the last hour, and even now I still feel completely out of the loop.
I've almost finished a fic. Dude, scary, I know. It's a kind of an angsty one about Draco being in Azkaban under maximum security and Harry going to see him. I'll post it once I've finished it, I don't really know how to end it yet.
Jealousy News: I've been a bit of a whingy princess and procrastinated about posting the next bits. Mainly because they're crap. So, I'm thinking of scrapping them and then starting again. Writing has taken a bit of a backseat at the moment, which is lame, but that's the way it's rolling.
BUT , I've made Harry and Draco have a conversation about all you unbelievably attractive people on the ol' flist. I put peoples names in, because we all know how exciting it is to see your screen-name on someone elses LJ. Admit it.
So, say g'day and nag me to come chill with THE EVER-GOOD-LOOKING-H/D-FANDOM!
Jessica
"Potter."
"Hmm?"
"How long has it been since we...we...you know?"
"Since what?"
"Well, how long has it been since we, well, had sex?"
"Oh. I don't know. Not that long?"
"Well, you see, that's the thing. I didn't think so either, and then..."
"Then what?"
"Well, while Jessica was off skyving with that new boyfriend of hers (OMFG RYAN) I kind of logged onto that computer of hers."
"Did you now, find any good new porn sites?"
"Fuck off. I wanted to see when she last made us...you know."
"Screw like rabbits in heat?"
"Something along those lines. Anyway, so there I was looking at that list of people of have been indoctrinated into 'friending' her Livejournal thing."
"Oh, how are they?"
"What?"
"Malfoy, how are they? She hasn't spoken to them in months."
"Well, they seemed okay, I suppose."
"Any news?"
"Um, enchanted_jae has been writing like a fiend."
"A fiend?"
"Well, let's just say that's why I was in the bathroom for such a long time."
"Malfoy! You jerked off to someone elses fic, while I was around? I'm sorry, but WTF?"
"It was really hot, and Jessica was blabbing to you about that new boyfriend of hers. (OMFG RYAN) So, I figured..."
"Jesus, Malfoy."
"Okay, well, apart from enchanted_jae, It was trebekah's birthday and she turned seventeen I think."
"Did you comment and tell her Harry Potter says Happy Birthday, and that if he wasn't as camp as a row of tents he'd want to bone her?"
"Um, no I didn't."
"Damn."
"oogies4u made a huge list of the crazy things she's done. And I read it, and now I'm going to get Jessica to do it if she ever gets home. dragonz_ahoy had PMS and then got sick."
"Shiiit, tough break."
"I'm glad I don't have to deal with you getting PMS, Potter."
"Well, at least girls get to have something to blame when they get in a pissy mood. Although, the amount of times Jessica blames PMS is slightly unhealthy."
"In harrydraco someone called unisonofhearts made this post which made me smile;
Harry and Draco forever. they are so in love. its honestly beautiful. they have amazing sex. im seriously jealous of them. one day they will get married, and on their honeymoon they will have the best sex ever. harry's aching member will be so satisfied."
"Well done to remember that, Malfoy."
"Shut up Potter, this is a LiveJournal post, I can copy and paste."
"I was just saying. And I'm glad to see that my 'aching member' will be satisfied. I don't know about yours though."
"At least I know how to satisfy mine. As I said, enchanted_jae writes some pretty sweet stuff."
"Yeah, well, we still could have got it on without you doing it all by yourself."
"beyondcrazy4you posted!"
"Don't you have a crush on her?"
"Maybe. HOLY FUCK!"
"What?"
"jamie2109 wrote this fic about us that is so GOOD, I nearly imploded."
"That good, huh?"
"Harry Potter, get your ass onto this computer and read it."
"Okay, so that's all that was up on Jessica's flist?"
"Hell no, it's just, looking at that screen for so long has made my eyes hurt and well..."
"Well?"
"I did find this one porn site..."
HOLY MOTHER! LET'S ALL HAVE CELEBRATORY SEX FOR 150+ FRIENDS!
It's me! I'm sort of back! How are you? How's life? I've just been reading my friends-list for the last hour, and even now I still feel completely out of the loop.
I've almost finished a fic. Dude, scary, I know. It's a kind of an angsty one about Draco being in Azkaban under maximum security and Harry going to see him. I'll post it once I've finished it, I don't really know how to end it yet.
Jealousy News: I've been a bit of a whingy princess and procrastinated about posting the next bits. Mainly because they're crap. So, I'm thinking of scrapping them and then starting again. Writing has taken a bit of a backseat at the moment, which is lame, but that's the way it's rolling.
BUT , I've made Harry and Draco have a conversation about all you unbelievably attractive people on the ol' flist. I put peoples names in, because we all know how exciting it is to see your screen-name on someone elses LJ. Admit it.
So, say g'day and nag me to come chill with THE EVER-GOOD-LOOKING-H/D-FANDOM!
Jessica
"Potter."
"Hmm?"
"How long has it been since we...we...you know?"
"Since what?"
"Well, how long has it been since we, well, had sex?"
"Oh. I don't know. Not that long?"
"Well, you see, that's the thing. I didn't think so either, and then..."
"Then what?"
"Well, while Jessica was off skyving with that new boyfriend of hers (OMFG RYAN) I kind of logged onto that computer of hers."
"Did you now, find any good new porn sites?"
"Fuck off. I wanted to see when she last made us...you know."
"Screw like rabbits in heat?"
"Something along those lines. Anyway, so there I was looking at that list of people of have been indoctrinated into 'friending' her Livejournal thing."
"Oh, how are they?"
"What?"
"Malfoy, how are they? She hasn't spoken to them in months."
"Well, they seemed okay, I suppose."
"Any news?"
"Um, enchanted_jae has been writing like a fiend."
"A fiend?"
"Well, let's just say that's why I was in the bathroom for such a long time."
"Malfoy! You jerked off to someone elses fic, while I was around? I'm sorry, but WTF?"
"It was really hot, and Jessica was blabbing to you about that new boyfriend of hers. (OMFG RYAN) So, I figured..."
"Jesus, Malfoy."
"Okay, well, apart from enchanted_jae, It was trebekah's birthday and she turned seventeen I think."
"Did you comment and tell her Harry Potter says Happy Birthday, and that if he wasn't as camp as a row of tents he'd want to bone her?"
"Um, no I didn't."
"Damn."
"oogies4u made a huge list of the crazy things she's done. And I read it, and now I'm going to get Jessica to do it if she ever gets home. dragonz_ahoy had PMS and then got sick."
"Shiiit, tough break."
"I'm glad I don't have to deal with you getting PMS, Potter."
"Well, at least girls get to have something to blame when they get in a pissy mood. Although, the amount of times Jessica blames PMS is slightly unhealthy."
"In harrydraco someone called unisonofhearts made this post which made me smile;
Harry and Draco forever. they are so in love. its honestly beautiful. they have amazing sex. im seriously jealous of them. one day they will get married, and on their honeymoon they will have the best sex ever. harry's aching member will be so satisfied."
"Well done to remember that, Malfoy."
"Shut up Potter, this is a LiveJournal post, I can copy and paste."
"I was just saying. And I'm glad to see that my 'aching member' will be satisfied. I don't know about yours though."
"At least I know how to satisfy mine. As I said, enchanted_jae writes some pretty sweet stuff."
"Yeah, well, we still could have got it on without you doing it all by yourself."
"beyondcrazy4you posted!"
"Don't you have a crush on her?"
"Maybe. HOLY FUCK!"
"What?"
"jamie2109 wrote this fic about us that is so GOOD, I nearly imploded."
"That good, huh?"
"Harry Potter, get your ass onto this computer and read it."
"Okay, so that's all that was up on Jessica's flist?"
"Hell no, it's just, looking at that screen for so long has made my eyes hurt and well..."
"Well?"
"I did find this one porn site..."
HOLY MOTHER! LET'S ALL HAVE CELEBRATORY SEX FOR 150+ FRIENDS!