Harry/Hermione vs Harry/Draco...lol.
Hey y'all.
I was just on hpana.com and looking at the forums there. I've never actually looked around on that site before and it's pretty up-to-date. The truth? I only looked around for about five minutes...three...thirty seconds...Anyway. And I came across one of those massive threads that started with the question "Who will die in book seven?". So, there I am, reading all these "Hagrids", "Chos", "Voldies" (I was like uh-duh), Pettigrews, Snapes etc and then I came across someone stupidly put at the end of their post..."Harry and Hermione...it's love!
I laughed so hard!
Honestly, that pairing is entertaining. I know, I ship Harry/Draco for Salazar's sake, but Hermione and Harry is just so...un-neccessary. Lol. Most of the people on my journal ship H/D so I can say this without having a million posts of people saying "Fuck you! H/Hr = OTP4EVA!!1!"
Unlike hpana.com.
This poor person got the guts ripped out of her them. There were five zillion posts after that with stuff like "No way! Harry and Cedric have a transparent ghost affair and this is the real OTP..." and "Nuh-uuuuhhh! Harry actually loves Krum but is sleeping with Fred who is pining for George who get's killed by Luna (vaguely back on topic there) who is lusting for Draco." And there I was, lolling like a crazy woman!
So, I decided that the sexy hot shaggable snarky Draco that is currently residing in my brain should have a reaction...
There was a thump and Harry looked up from his book. There was a crash and he frowned. When there was a loud exclamation of some sort, Harry made his way quickly down the stairs. When he was standing behind the door to the study, he recognised the noise as laughter. Pushing the door open, he leaned against the door frame.
Draco was on the floor.
Draco Malfoy was on the floor.
Laughing.
Harry couldn't help but crack a grin. Draco laughing wasn't all that common a thing. Well, actually he did laugh. But it was usually at people. Namely...Harry. Harry looked across the study and saw the computer.
"What's so funny?" he asked, crouching down.
Draco was lying on his side, his shattered wine glasses dangerously near his finger tips.
"We're meant to be together right, Harry?"
The sentence was punctuated by a heaving burst of laughter. It was rare, but Harry thought it was a lovely sound. Even if the question was bizarre. Draco never thought about that kind of stuff. Harry had once mention, during the throes of passion, that he and Draco had honestly been made to be together, yadda yadda. It was probably because...well...because. And his lover had absently remarked, "Oh yes, Potter. Simply made." But even stereotypical-oblivious!Harry had caught on to his sarcasm.
"Meant to be?" Harry didn't really know what to say. "Sure, why not?"
Draco sent a flash of brilliant white teeth at Harry and pointed a slim finger at the screen.
"Not...Hermione?"
"Since when have you called her...what? Hermione! No!"
Harry stepped over Draco and leaned in towards the screen. There was a picture of him...with a penis that was most definately not his...pounding quite cruelly into a woman that looked uncannily like Hermione Granger. Harry leant closer and saw that the woman's face was actually covered by a mass of brown hair. He scrolled down a little and saw the massive pink writing that screamed, "HARRY AND 'MIONE ARE SO HOTT!!1!!"
Harry suddenly had a jolt of horror.
"Draco," he said nervously, "That's not me...I'm not-
"Cheating?" came Draco's voice, cracking with laughter. "Oh, I know that. Look at the your neck."
Harry leaned even closer, his glasses almost slipping off his nose. The skin suddenly changed colour.
"That's only my head!"
There was a derisive snort of laughter. "Well spotted, Potter."
Harry sat down and began to read...
Harry & 'Mione lyk totally belong 2getha. I mean so totally in GOF she totally hugged him and he so had a boner. Totally. They r just ment 2 b. I mean i was lyk watching an interview with Harry and 'Mione and they totally were lyk...SITTING NXT 2 EACH OTHA!!!1!!shiftone! i mean, yeh. i no that all the tabloids say he and malfoy are 2gether. but harry and 'mione are just OMG SO HOTT.
The Potter-Malfoy residence rang with two delightful melodies of laughter.
~~~fin~~~
Author's Notes: Sorry, I know. It barely made any sense...but 'Mione?!?! Honestly. SOrry all you H/Hr shippers...feel free to trash H/D. But. I don't think it will be nearly as satisfying.
You know why?
lol! Coz lyk harry and Draco lyk totally belong 2getha & they hav lyk teh hottest secks in da history of da world!!!1!!!1!
Sorry everybody. Just lil' ol' Jess havin' a giggle.
*said giggle*
I was just on hpana.com and looking at the forums there. I've never actually looked around on that site before and it's pretty up-to-date. The truth? I only looked around for about five minutes...three...thirty seconds...Anyway. And I came across one of those massive threads that started with the question "Who will die in book seven?". So, there I am, reading all these "Hagrids", "Chos", "Voldies" (I was like uh-duh), Pettigrews, Snapes etc and then I came across someone stupidly put at the end of their post..."Harry and Hermione...it's love!
I laughed so hard!
Honestly, that pairing is entertaining. I know, I ship Harry/Draco for Salazar's sake, but Hermione and Harry is just so...un-neccessary. Lol. Most of the people on my journal ship H/D so I can say this without having a million posts of people saying "Fuck you! H/Hr = OTP4EVA!!1!"
Unlike hpana.com.
This poor person got the guts ripped out of her them. There were five zillion posts after that with stuff like "No way! Harry and Cedric have a transparent ghost affair and this is the real OTP..." and "Nuh-uuuuhhh! Harry actually loves Krum but is sleeping with Fred who is pining for George who get's killed by Luna (vaguely back on topic there) who is lusting for Draco." And there I was, lolling like a crazy woman!
So, I decided that the sexy hot shaggable snarky Draco that is currently residing in my brain should have a reaction...
There was a thump and Harry looked up from his book. There was a crash and he frowned. When there was a loud exclamation of some sort, Harry made his way quickly down the stairs. When he was standing behind the door to the study, he recognised the noise as laughter. Pushing the door open, he leaned against the door frame.
Draco was on the floor.
Draco Malfoy was on the floor.
Laughing.
Harry couldn't help but crack a grin. Draco laughing wasn't all that common a thing. Well, actually he did laugh. But it was usually at people. Namely...Harry. Harry looked across the study and saw the computer.
"What's so funny?" he asked, crouching down.
Draco was lying on his side, his shattered wine glasses dangerously near his finger tips.
"We're meant to be together right, Harry?"
The sentence was punctuated by a heaving burst of laughter. It was rare, but Harry thought it was a lovely sound. Even if the question was bizarre. Draco never thought about that kind of stuff. Harry had once mention, during the throes of passion, that he and Draco had honestly been made to be together, yadda yadda. It was probably because...well...because. And his lover had absently remarked, "Oh yes, Potter. Simply made." But even stereotypical-oblivious!Harry had caught on to his sarcasm.
"Meant to be?" Harry didn't really know what to say. "Sure, why not?"
Draco sent a flash of brilliant white teeth at Harry and pointed a slim finger at the screen.
"Not...Hermione?"
"Since when have you called her...what? Hermione! No!"
Harry stepped over Draco and leaned in towards the screen. There was a picture of him...with a penis that was most definately not his...pounding quite cruelly into a woman that looked uncannily like Hermione Granger. Harry leant closer and saw that the woman's face was actually covered by a mass of brown hair. He scrolled down a little and saw the massive pink writing that screamed, "HARRY AND 'MIONE ARE SO HOTT!!1!!"
Harry suddenly had a jolt of horror.
"Draco," he said nervously, "That's not me...I'm not-
"Cheating?" came Draco's voice, cracking with laughter. "Oh, I know that. Look at the your neck."
Harry leaned even closer, his glasses almost slipping off his nose. The skin suddenly changed colour.
"That's only my head!"
There was a derisive snort of laughter. "Well spotted, Potter."
Harry sat down and began to read...
Harry & 'Mione lyk totally belong 2getha. I mean so totally in GOF she totally hugged him and he so had a boner. Totally. They r just ment 2 b. I mean i was lyk watching an interview with Harry and 'Mione and they totally were lyk...SITTING NXT 2 EACH OTHA!!!1!!shiftone! i mean, yeh. i no that all the tabloids say he and malfoy are 2gether. but harry and 'mione are just OMG SO HOTT.
The Potter-Malfoy residence rang with two delightful melodies of laughter.
~~~fin~~~
Author's Notes: Sorry, I know. It barely made any sense...but 'Mione?!?! Honestly. SOrry all you H/Hr shippers...feel free to trash H/D. But. I don't think it will be nearly as satisfying.
You know why?
lol! Coz lyk harry and Draco lyk totally belong 2getha & they hav lyk teh hottest secks in da history of da world!!!1!!!1!
Sorry everybody. Just lil' ol' Jess havin' a giggle.
*said giggle*