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Aug 17, 2005 22:40

ah hahahahaha

oh the trouble we get into...

...and the excuses we invent...

PMS and superglue . . .

When I was 16 years old I had a boyfriend who lived in a different neighborhood. One day I walked over to see him, and he decided to get a little romantic. In a very short time he had removed all but his underwear, while I was still dressed. He tried in vain to get me to loosen up, but I refused, and he got upset. The next day I went over to his house. His mom told me he was taking a nap, and to go on up to his room. When I got there, I saw that he was sleeping in his boxers. I took his sister�s fake-nail glue and superglued his penis to his right thigh. He stayed like that for 5 days, having to put one leg in the bathtub to pee, until I told him he could take care of it with nail polish remover. And to top it off, when he had finally removed it, he asked me, �So, we�re still okay, right?� That was my initiation into the world of horrible PMSing.

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