Morgan and I have an ongoing joke about having a ton of husbands in a polygamist family, and I've decided to compile mine into one big post to show everyone my beautiful husbands.
1. Brendon Urie
Brendon would be spunky and fun to have around. Plus, he has a fantastic fashion sense and I'd want it to rub off on the others.
2. Frank Iero
Do I even need to explain? Look at that first picture and seriously. Does it look like I need to explain?
3. Harrison Ford circa 1981
Ever since I was a kid, I've wanted to be that girl in his class, flirting with him. What is my life.
4. Mikel Jollett
This man is seriously amazing, and I want him to smile at me all day long and sing me beautiful songs and serenade me with his guitar.
5. Tommy Joe Ratliff
This one is a total no brainer for me, but just saying: I love his hair, makeup, bass playing skills, guitar playing skills, tattoos and attitude. He is amazing.
6. Johnny Weir
Honestly, I'd just love to have his wardrobe. He'd love to have my other husbands.
7. Robert Plant circa 1970s
Uhhh again, this is a no brainer. Robert Plant is damn fine, and has a damn fine voice.
8. Conor Oberst
Because what teenage girl doesn't love a tortured soul?
9. Judas Iscariot
Before you laugh at me, hear me out. I'm a sucker for Jesus Christ Superstar, and Judas is one of the best characters in it. Every time I hear the album, I picture him dressed all in leather and studs, with huge ass lace up army style boots. He is the ultimate badass, and I can safely say I loved Judas before Gaga ever did.
10. Syn Gates (Shared with Morgan)
Because his guitar playing is enough to make anyone piss themselves.