"But if gays can marry, it will spoil the holiness of standing drunkenly in front of an Elvis impersonator at 4:30 AM in Vegas."

--From Scott Bateman's Sketchbook of Secrets & Shame

If you drive a Volvo or a Ford, you're supporting teh gay OMG!

(You're also supporting teh gay OMG if you eat Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, though I can't remember the link for that.)

Remember, "diversity" is a code word for homosexuality. If you hear someone talking about increasing diversity, they mean increasing teh gay OMG. Punch them in the ( Read more... )

( US and Iran Join Forces In Anti-Gay Cause. )

In one of his standup routines, Chris Rock admonishes his audience's homophobia, saying, "You all got at least a gay cousin." Statistically, I'll bet he's at least close to right.

This is a letter written by Sharon Underwood of White River Junction, Vermont, to the editor of the West Lebanon, NH Valley News. (Sadly, the Valley News doesn't seem ( Read more... )

Apparently, Dick Cheney's daughter Mary is a lesbian. And she works for Bush's campaign.

Shame on you, Virginia.

Despite being a Nazi freak, every so often gothic_oreo posts a gem like this.

( A win-win solution for the gay marriage controversy. )

( The editorial is here, courtesy of the San-Francisco Chronicle. )

If gay marriages were universally permitted, how would that affect me, a straight man? For all of the debate over this subject, I really don't see how it's any of my business if two men want to get married. Or any of the President's business, for that matter.

I can't find a Devil's Advocate stance to take here. Somebody help me out.