SPN, ep 5.15 - "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid"

[laughingacademy]

Dean: "Another Horseman. Must be Thursday."

Sam: (inching forward) "Yeah, I'm going to regret this."

Bobby: (to Dean) "Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?"

Note to self: In the unlikely event that I

1. Get married
   
2. Get possessed
   
3. Get killed by my spouse
   
4. Resurrect with
   (a) a message for my partner from Death
   (b) a growing, irresistible hunger for human flesh

It is better to write a note conveying Death's message and then use one of the dozens of guns in the house to shoot myself in the head, rather than making my grieving spouse a serial uxoricide.