I'm not vain, just paranoid.

[laughing_sphinx]

I wake up this morning, stumble into the bathroom, peer in the mirror and see a black hair on my upper lip.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT A MISSTACHE!!!! I CAN'T HAVE A MISSTACHE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - OOOOOOO...

I brush at it. Oh. It's just Maimer's.