Dec 12, 2004 15:40
"i got a drink in my hand. i got my toes in the sand..." -DDLR
Can't quite finish the lyric. Tempting the gods? I laugh in their faces. Nyah!!
corner has been turned
page has been ripped out of the book
train left the station
boat left the dock
plane still stuck at the gate (airlines are always behind, ha)
the jet engine has not fallen
the sword is still sheathed
the arrow has been shot in the butt
the bank has been robbed
the vampire has been staked ("Dad, that's his crotch")
12 is the new 11
black is the new black
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"I think so, Brain, but what if the hippopotamus won't wear the beach thong?
And now a musical breakdown
It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
We've got wisecracks by the stacks.
We pay tons of income tax.
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.
We're Animanie,
Totally insaney
Here's the show's namey
Pinky and The Brainy
Come back, Shaney
Cockamamie
Shirley MacLainey
How urbaney
Citizen Kaney
Andromeda Strainy
Where's Lon Chaney?
Eisenhower Mamie
Miss Cellany
Chicken Chow Meiny
Dana Delaney
No pain, no gainy
Hydroplaney
Money down the drainy
Penny Laney
Ehhh...
Tarzan and Janey
Novocainey
Here's the Flamey
Meet Mark Twainy
Presidential campaigny
Hunchback of Notre Damey
Bowling laney
Bangor, Mainey
Frasier Craney
Mister Haney
Quiche lorrainey
Lake Champlainy
High octaney
Public domainy
Candy caney
Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.
this stream of thoughts have been brought to you by the the letter Q (the one letter that always has a backup) and the number 13.
enjoy and don't forget to tip your waitress.