What's with the Draw Like A 5yo Contest? To be honest, the fact is that I feel bad because I have only finished two of last year's prizes and I haven't even sent them out yet! And that's why I'm delaying this year's edition in the hopes that I will magically finish them all without having to work on them. On the other side, it's stupid that I obsess about it because I seriously doubt anybody is in this for the fabulous(-ly lousy) prizes I offer. So, please, kick my butt a little bit? Should I ...?
- Stop being stupid and hold the fucking contest already. It's okay if you don't finish the prizes ever.
- I WANT MY LOUSY-PIECE-OF-SHIT-PRIZE! YOU PROMISED! MY HEART IS BROKEN AND I WILL NEVER BELIEVE IN LOVE EVER AGAIN!!
- Option A or B but put a little more politely because Lauand is a brute but I'm not.
- Option D, which is new and amazing and I will detail in the comments.
(Sorry guys, I don't have a paid account and polls are out of my possibilities!)
PD: Michael Kiske is the most amazing singer ever, dammit. For me, I mean. Obviously.
PD2: I might have drunk a wonderfull German Wheat Beer. German beer is not only awesome, it's also sold in 0.5 litre bottles. Germans are amazing like that. ♥
Also posted at
http://lauand.dreamwidth.org/109820.html, if you'd rather read it there or want to enter a discussion with
comments.