Rusting Machines [Voice: Japanese]

Mar 08, 2010 20:47

BZZZZZT

WAAAH!

[Thunk clunk. Real graceful there Alpha. Oh well, she was far overdue for a post anyway. She quickly recovers the dropped communicator, whining quietly.] Haaaa...that was uncalled for. I was going to post, really-! I'm just not used to talking to people like this...

[Sigh.] Oh well...it has been a long time, hasn't it? I guess I haven't been doing much productive either...I've been sitting around so much I feel like I'm gathering dust!

...maybe being shocked was an appropriate punishment after all.

W-well, that doesn't matter! I'm posting now, I'm posting! So please don't shock me again. I'll be good!

[Alpha, did you forget it's still recording? You're talking to yourself in front of everyone...well, she doesn't seem too concerned about it. She's probably already forgotten she's even holding it.]

Ah man...I really have been lazy lately though...I can't really call myself a cafe owner if I never open the place up again, right? I did clean up, but the generator's still broken. I even tried polishing it until it shined but that didn't help at all! [That's not how you fix things, Alpha...] Ah, it's no use, I'm no good with machines...I'm sure someone else would know what to do, but...

...OH! The communicator! It's already on, so I'll just ask~! [She sounds abnormally pleased with herself at this realization. This one's a real genius, ladies and gentlemen.]

Um, hey! I was wondering if anyone has any experience with machines and things! Mostly with fixing them...the generator at my place got busted during the blizzard...I'd like to get it up and running again so I can reopen the shop! If you know how, or you know anyone who does, please contact me, okay? Thank you!

what am posting regularly, cafe plz, shock'd, request, derpbot, you'd think robots would know mechanics, can has coffee?, lol technology fail, argh technology, cafe alpha, support local businesses!, fail: the sequel

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