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I've not updated recently because for a while my life was so mediocre I had nothing to post about, and then suddenly it got so busy I didn't have time to post anything and now if I posted all the things going on in my life this post would be so long that no-one would read it because it would be daunting. So I'm just going to mention a couple of things. The best most important thing is DORIAN IS BACK FROM BRAZIL!!!!!!! I've missed her so much I've been going crazy. Actually, no mostly I've been going shopping. But since she's been back I've been hanging around her like she's honey and I'm... well, anything that would stick to honey, really... I'm trying to think of something flattering... wait, isn't there a phrase about honey involving bees like the Billie Piper song? That will do, anyway. She's honey - I'm a bee. I've slept over at her house and we went out together to see a band, which didn't work out too good since we were about 3 hours too late to see the band, which was Glass Army. But we hung out together in the valley regardless. I bought her a Carmen Electra Fit to Strip tape and a top and she brought me 3 pairs of havaianas (pink, blue and purple) and some chocolates. Also played cards with her and Quinn. Aren't I effort girl - it was actually enjoyable, and almost not awkward which was even better - something I'm sure Dorian will vouch for when she reads this. I'm so so so very glad she's back though. I've missed her so bad it hurt.
The only other information I can be bothered relaying is - I left my phone in a taxi last week and am yet to get it back because I'm slack. But I'll get it sometime this week. So if you read this and think "Wow, so that's why I haven't been able to get through to Ellen.. gee I thought she hated me..." now you know that's not the case. Unless you're someone who I would be ignoring anyway because you are an arsehole. In which case I'd love to say "So, you'll never hear from me again!" but I do some crazy things when I'm drinking so be flattered in the knowledge that I have to be intoxicated to want to spend time with you. Hahaha.
Okay, bed now.
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The only other information I can be bothered relaying is - I left my phone in a taxi last week and am yet to get it back because I'm slack. But I'll get it sometime this week. So if you read this and think "Wow, so that's why I haven't been able to get through to Ellen.. gee I thought she hated me..." now you know that's not the case. Unless you're someone who I would be ignoring anyway because you are an arsehole. In which case I'd love to say "So, you'll never hear from me again!" but I do some crazy things when I'm drinking so be flattered in the knowledge that I have to be intoxicated to want to spend time with you. Hahaha.
Okay, bed now.
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