i spent WAY too much time on this
Snagged from ilovedoyle: Pick your top six shows without looking at the questions, then answer them
Stargate: Atlantis
House Md
Sports Night
Queer As Folk
Studio 60
Buffy the Vampire slayer
01. Who is your favourite character from #2?
Um, House, duh. Or Wilson. ... and chase is so damaged and awesome. crap, i thought that was an easy one.
02. Who is your least favourite character from #4?
Ugh, Melanie is such a dyke-y bitch. and she's mean.
03. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include?
Stargate: Atlantis and Studio 60? That would be SO weird. ... maybe like rodney and john are on earth for like vacation after regular trips to earth were established and they're in a hotel room because, obviously, they decided to have a road trip (so cliched). then rodney is being super sarcastic and watching the show and not really paying attention because... ahem john is distracting him, then as he's mocking how bad the show was before they left for atlantis, he realizes that it frickin rocks. then they think, hey, why not visit this studio, becasue rodney is now fanboy-ing it like crazy and downloading all the episodes since the new managment, also, he can't get the musical number that the studio 60 people did when matt and danny took over. So anyway, then they go to the studio and manage to get the backstage everything because, hello they save like the universe or something and rodney's super smart. So then, rodney is looking around and asking questions and john is all like, super mello, because john is just that smooth. so rodney's talking and then danny shows up and takes over the tour for suzanne (who i just decided would be giving the tour as she was waiting for danny to show up) and rodney like doesn't stop talking for a long time. so rodney babbles and talks and makes metaphors to astrophysics and danny just watches him while looking over the top of his glasses which would obviously be on the tip of his nose like they are in that one scene with the glasses on the tip of his nose. Then, slowly, his eyes pan from looking at rodney over to john, and they share a super mello moment. THEN, matt shows up, mid-rant, and rodney and matt are talking at the same speed about totally different things, like rodney is all neutrons and gleuons are like the blah blah blah, and matt is all the rubber chicken just wont symbolize france the way i want it to. Then they both realize waht's happening and they stop. Moment o' silence. John looks at matt, matt looks at rodney, rodney looks at matt, and danny looks at rodney. can you FEEL the symmettry i just totally made up!?! yeah.
04. Who is your favourite ship from #6?
xander/spike= OTP <333333
xander/graham
xander/andrew
xander/larry
spike/andrew
06. If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and
Brian, and i would be a voyeur. for like a long time. while giving suggestions/tips. and providing anything he should want. ... gayboi!sex
07. If you could change one thing about #2's plot line, what would you change?
Um, wilson/house forever. it's practically canon, for petes sake, they lived together! Wilson cooked! House was all, get back in the kitchen, woman! it was great *sighs*
08. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5, and why you like the relationship between them.
matt and danny have such a great relationship that i even read gen in that fandom. like how danny should have toldmatt after he slipped up with the cocaine, and how he sent that chick whose name i can't remember to spend the weekend with matt because he couldn't be there to take care of him *eyes flutter*
also, i <3 tom jeter and simon stiles, but they hardly ever interact on screen, even though they are supposedly part of the "Big Three" and would therefore be biffles.
09. If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
John Sheppherd or Dan and Casey from Sports night? Well, john would be weighed down by all his weapons, but his hair defies all physics and would be able to help him in some unknown way, also he's had special training for this situation, and if he was drowning in atlantis or like near atlantis, it would save him because atlantis<3John.
Dan and Casey on the other hand are total pussies. So yeah, i would save them and make them realize their love.
10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose?
There's not really an order so much as many flashing lights and gyrating male dancers and techno disco and lights which attack your face.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like, and what would their role be?
a new character fo buffy? Um, like xander would have a coworker at the construction site where he worked and they would go to hang out after work like for a beer or something. then xander and he would become biffles outside of the scooby gang, so xander could have normal friends. THEN xander's friend would be super gay and xander just hadn't noticed. then xander would be all like "freak out then get over it" and they would still hang out and be biffles. then as xander's friend starts to hang out with xander's other friends, he would be all like, "dude you are like majorly crushing on that spike dude" and xander would be like "No i'm not!... okay maybe" and spike and xander would live happily ever after. also, xander's friend was dating graham the entire time, and xander found out his friend was supergay when he was like totally making out with graham.
12. What happens in your favourite episode of show #2?
Detox. House is so damaged. :'(
13. If you could kill off one of the characters in #1, who would it be and how would you do it? Elizabeth Weir something quick so rodney and john would forced to take over. but like something where they could be all like coming to terms with her death so there is less obsessive angst for the pretty boys.
14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose?
Studio 60. can you even SAY bradley whitford!?!
15. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?
rodney(such a geek *heart flutter*)
Ronon (muscles *squee*)
Chase (bdsm *cracks whip and then takes out blindfold and wrist ties*)
cameron (so innocent, so corruptible)
Jeremy (awkward, and then he dated a porn star and he was all like trying to be supportive and that bitch should have just gotten over herself to let him be happy)
suzanne (she's just really nice)
Jack (he's so dedicated and he trys so hard but like no one is on his side :'()
Willow (but she'd get annoying after a while)
Andrew (he's so effeminate)
Stargate: Atlantis
House Md
Sports Night
Queer As Folk
Studio 60
Buffy the Vampire slayer
01. Who is your favourite character from #2?
Um, House, duh. Or Wilson. ... and chase is so damaged and awesome. crap, i thought that was an easy one.
02. Who is your least favourite character from #4?
Ugh, Melanie is such a dyke-y bitch. and she's mean.
03. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include?
Stargate: Atlantis and Studio 60? That would be SO weird. ... maybe like rodney and john are on earth for like vacation after regular trips to earth were established and they're in a hotel room because, obviously, they decided to have a road trip (so cliched). then rodney is being super sarcastic and watching the show and not really paying attention because... ahem john is distracting him, then as he's mocking how bad the show was before they left for atlantis, he realizes that it frickin rocks. then they think, hey, why not visit this studio, becasue rodney is now fanboy-ing it like crazy and downloading all the episodes since the new managment, also, he can't get the musical number that the studio 60 people did when matt and danny took over. So anyway, then they go to the studio and manage to get the backstage everything because, hello they save like the universe or something and rodney's super smart. So then, rodney is looking around and asking questions and john is all like, super mello, because john is just that smooth. so rodney's talking and then danny shows up and takes over the tour for suzanne (who i just decided would be giving the tour as she was waiting for danny to show up) and rodney like doesn't stop talking for a long time. so rodney babbles and talks and makes metaphors to astrophysics and danny just watches him while looking over the top of his glasses which would obviously be on the tip of his nose like they are in that one scene with the glasses on the tip of his nose. Then, slowly, his eyes pan from looking at rodney over to john, and they share a super mello moment. THEN, matt shows up, mid-rant, and rodney and matt are talking at the same speed about totally different things, like rodney is all neutrons and gleuons are like the blah blah blah, and matt is all the rubber chicken just wont symbolize france the way i want it to. Then they both realize waht's happening and they stop. Moment o' silence. John looks at matt, matt looks at rodney, rodney looks at matt, and danny looks at rodney. can you FEEL the symmettry i just totally made up!?! yeah.
04. Who is your favourite ship from #6?
xander/spike= OTP <333333
xander/graham
xander/andrew
xander/larry
spike/andrew
06. If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and
Brian, and i would be a voyeur. for like a long time. while giving suggestions/tips. and providing anything he should want. ... gayboi!sex
07. If you could change one thing about #2's plot line, what would you change?
Um, wilson/house forever. it's practically canon, for petes sake, they lived together! Wilson cooked! House was all, get back in the kitchen, woman! it was great *sighs*
08. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic) from show #5, and why you like the relationship between them.
matt and danny have such a great relationship that i even read gen in that fandom. like how danny should have toldmatt after he slipped up with the cocaine, and how he sent that chick whose name i can't remember to spend the weekend with matt because he couldn't be there to take care of him *eyes flutter*
also, i <3 tom jeter and simon stiles, but they hardly ever interact on screen, even though they are supposedly part of the "Big Three" and would therefore be biffles.
09. If the lead title characters (first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
John Sheppherd or Dan and Casey from Sports night? Well, john would be weighed down by all his weapons, but his hair defies all physics and would be able to help him in some unknown way, also he's had special training for this situation, and if he was drowning in atlantis or like near atlantis, it would save him because atlantis<3John.
Dan and Casey on the other hand are total pussies. So yeah, i would save them and make them realize their love.
10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose?
There's not really an order so much as many flashing lights and gyrating male dancers and techno disco and lights which attack your face.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like, and what would their role be?
a new character fo buffy? Um, like xander would have a coworker at the construction site where he worked and they would go to hang out after work like for a beer or something. then xander and he would become biffles outside of the scooby gang, so xander could have normal friends. THEN xander's friend would be super gay and xander just hadn't noticed. then xander would be all like "freak out then get over it" and they would still hang out and be biffles. then as xander's friend starts to hang out with xander's other friends, he would be all like, "dude you are like majorly crushing on that spike dude" and xander would be like "No i'm not!... okay maybe" and spike and xander would live happily ever after. also, xander's friend was dating graham the entire time, and xander found out his friend was supergay when he was like totally making out with graham.
12. What happens in your favourite episode of show #2?
Detox. House is so damaged. :'(
13. If you could kill off one of the characters in #1, who would it be and how would you do it? Elizabeth Weir something quick so rodney and john would forced to take over. but like something where they could be all like coming to terms with her death so there is less obsessive angst for the pretty boys.
14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose?
Studio 60. can you even SAY bradley whitford!?!
15. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?
rodney(such a geek *heart flutter*)
Ronon (muscles *squee*)
Chase (bdsm *cracks whip and then takes out blindfold and wrist ties*)
cameron (so innocent, so corruptible)
Jeremy (awkward, and then he dated a porn star and he was all like trying to be supportive and that bitch should have just gotten over herself to let him be happy)
suzanne (she's just really nice)
Jack (he's so dedicated and he trys so hard but like no one is on his side :'()
Willow (but she'd get annoying after a while)
Andrew (he's so effeminate)