Holy Shit Balls!!!!!
...you know those ridiculous cliches so often used that state "I knew we were meant to be from the moment I met him..."...you know what we all truly think - what a load of crap - just wait till the Honeymoon is over you fool!...welllllllllllllllll
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Dare I say it? Might he actually be "the o...........n..........e?"
If that is the case...I'm going to definitely have to fabricate a story to tell the kids about how we met because the truth just won't cut it...
Bet you never thought there'd come a day when I'd say that huh...
HOLY SHIT BALLS!!