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Today I salute the Compulsive Color Coordinators. Those who dress head to toe in one coordinating color. Those who feel the need to resemble fruits or select pieces of chewing gum.
My reason for stating this is as follows:
Today, as I am walking over to my car I spot this flurorescent pink hefty girl dressed in head to toe pink. Considering the fact that I was incredibly hungry, I thought, for a second, that she was a piece of bubbleicious bubble gum and felt the sudden urge to shove her in my mouth and chew her till the flacor dissolved. But, unfourtunately, I realized she was not a piece of delicious bubbleicious bubble gum, but an imitator, an imposter. UGH. If only people would stop wearing these coordinating colors from the tip of their heads to the toes on their feet. Please.
The privilege of color differentiation is a matter of soothing the eyes not hurting them. Therefore, I request that all those who enjoy wearing a particular color take into careful consideration when placing an outfit together.
Much Thanks,
The Eye Institute of Miami