DRABBLES FOR WHEDONLAND
Fluffy Wonderland
"Would you like more tea, Fluffy Bunny Bob?", Sierra said clad in a giant yellow fluffy kitten costume. She held up a pink plastic tea kettle up with a giant grin pasted on her face.
"I would LOVE some, Cosy Kitten Sue", Victor said in an equally giant and fluffy green costume.
In the middle of it all was a little girl in a tiny fluffy hamster costume, her arms waving around as she enjoyed the best birthday party money could buy.
Later, as the dolls returned in costume, Adelle raised an eyebrow with her arms crossed across her chest. "What the fuck?"
To boldy go where Jedis fear to tread
"Ensign, on screen", Echo said as she rose and straightened her bridge uniform with a tug.
"Sub commander," she said as the image of a Romulan appeared on screen though it was clear that it was Victor.
"What are you doing in the Neutral Zone?," he demanded. Echo crossed her arms. "I could ask you the same."
"Captain, I sense a disturbance in the force"
Captain Echo looked up to see November with her hand on her "borg implant".
"No that's STAR WARS!!", Topher shouted as he read the feedback from the customer. Ivy shrugged "Wars, Trek, whatever. Let me know when they want Cylons"
"At least there were no tentacles this time..."
"I can't do this. This demon is too strong!", Sierra said as she fell to her knees, her red knee high boots protecting her shins.
Suddenly, a rose came by. It was Tuxedo Mask.
~~~~~~
"I specifically said no more anime?" Saunders grumbled in the imprinting room.
"At least there were no tentacles this time," Ivy offered.
"THERE WAS WHAT!?" Adele asked as she stormed into the room. Neither of the three decided to question the fact she was easedropping on them.
"Nobody told you? It was in the memo...", Topher answered.
"Were they charged an obscene fee?", Adele asked. Ivy noticed in the affirmative. "Then I'm okay with it." and with that she left.
Illyria Does Not Feel Your Magic.
"Why hello young lady, would you like to take a photo with Mickey?", a team member danced around the group with a camera in one hand. He had focused on Illyria and all she'd do was stare back at him, refusing to say a word. Finally, he gave up and left.
"I fail to understand the merit or worth of being here." Illyria said in her typical manner.
"Why did we bring her again?", Spike asked.
"Let's just find the demon and get out of here.", Angel replied and they left to find what evil was brewing at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Shopping
Don't worry, I'll buy what's important" Adelle said as she left the Dollhouse.
After parking her car, she quickly headed inside. Grabbing a cart she walked by the various different sized and colored products. She grabbed one of every product. Economy sized and travel, family and double packs. Green ones, red ones, and gold ones. Some were small enough to put in her purse and some were so large she needed assistance from the employees putting it in her cart.
Finally she rung up her products. As she leaves, she files away her ABC liquor receipt to charge the Rossum Foundation.
Zombies
"Topher come quick!", Ivy shouted as she stormed into the imprinting room. She grabbed Topher and dragged him out. "Zombies have invaded the dollhouse. They're turning the actives. THEY'RE EATING THEIR HANDLERS!"
"That doesn't make any sense. What could possibly do that?"
"Worchester sauce"
"Ah yes, that makes sense"
Echo walked over. "I can help." she said as she began to fight the zombies. She moved like a gazelle and struck like an enraged zebra.
"It's like... she's trained to fight demons or something. Like a slayer...", Topher marveled at her skills.
"That's stupid", Ivy remarked.
"Yeah that does sound lame...", Topher admitted, going back to work.
Slut *slap*
"Slut!", Sierra slapped Echo. She was wearing a maroon tracksuit with sequin accenting the lines just like Krystle Carrington would wear..
"Slut!", Echo slapped back. She was wearing a purple dress with an extremely large hat and shoulder pads, just like Alexis Colby.
"Slut!", Sierra slapped Echo again, knocking Echo into the water.
"Slut!", Echo screamed back at her as she grabbed Sierra and dragged her into the water.
"I'm pretty sure that's not how Dynasty actually went", Ivy said tilting her head. Topher shrugged, "This is what Roger wanted"
"Why are Sierra and Echo covered in welts?" Saunders asked from the doorway.
Torchwood
"Rex?", Sierra said from her side of the cab. She into the view of him. Her face felt hot when he turned and looked directly at her. No, through her.
"Yeah? Esther? Earth to Esther!?", he repeated himself.
I adore every inch of you, she wanted to say but couldn't so she resigned. "What are you expecting from this Torchwood?", they had just received clearance to be liaisons for the CIA and were immediately sent over.
"I'm more shocked over the fact UNIT is a real organization. I figure Torchwood will just be snooty Brits drinking tea and eating scones."
"I don't understand this assignment at all", Topher said reviewing his records. "You need to watch more tv. Somebody was really bitter over that Torchwood casting...", Ivy replied.
Christmas Carol
Adelle was asleep in her bed when she heard a rumbling. She awoke to find somebody standing next to bed. It was Echo.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Past and I will show you the errors of your childhood!"
Then Victor stepped forward.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Present and I will show you the errors of the now."
Then Dominic stepped forward.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come and I will show you the errors forthcoming..."
Adelle raised an eyebrow at them then said nonchalantly,"You know, my dreams usually have you two but not her but what the hell Im feeling experimental. Get naked the lot of you. Now"
"Uh... this is actually something Topher worked out because he considered you a Grinch for Christmas..."
"So the foursome is out?"
Showgirls
Coming soon
"Would you like more tea, Fluffy Bunny Bob?", Sierra said clad in a giant yellow fluffy kitten costume. She held up a pink plastic tea kettle up with a giant grin pasted on her face.
"I would LOVE some, Cosy Kitten Sue", Victor said in an equally giant and fluffy green costume.
In the middle of it all was a little girl in a tiny fluffy hamster costume, her arms waving around as she enjoyed the best birthday party money could buy.
Later, as the dolls returned in costume, Adelle raised an eyebrow with her arms crossed across her chest. "What the fuck?"
To boldy go where Jedis fear to tread
"Ensign, on screen", Echo said as she rose and straightened her bridge uniform with a tug.
"Sub commander," she said as the image of a Romulan appeared on screen though it was clear that it was Victor.
"What are you doing in the Neutral Zone?," he demanded. Echo crossed her arms. "I could ask you the same."
"Captain, I sense a disturbance in the force"
Captain Echo looked up to see November with her hand on her "borg implant".
"No that's STAR WARS!!", Topher shouted as he read the feedback from the customer. Ivy shrugged "Wars, Trek, whatever. Let me know when they want Cylons"
"At least there were no tentacles this time..."
"I can't do this. This demon is too strong!", Sierra said as she fell to her knees, her red knee high boots protecting her shins.
Suddenly, a rose came by. It was Tuxedo Mask.
~~~~~~
"I specifically said no more anime?" Saunders grumbled in the imprinting room.
"At least there were no tentacles this time," Ivy offered.
"THERE WAS WHAT!?" Adele asked as she stormed into the room. Neither of the three decided to question the fact she was easedropping on them.
"Nobody told you? It was in the memo...", Topher answered.
"Were they charged an obscene fee?", Adele asked. Ivy noticed in the affirmative. "Then I'm okay with it." and with that she left.
Illyria Does Not Feel Your Magic.
"Why hello young lady, would you like to take a photo with Mickey?", a team member danced around the group with a camera in one hand. He had focused on Illyria and all she'd do was stare back at him, refusing to say a word. Finally, he gave up and left.
"I fail to understand the merit or worth of being here." Illyria said in her typical manner.
"Why did we bring her again?", Spike asked.
"Let's just find the demon and get out of here.", Angel replied and they left to find what evil was brewing at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Shopping
Don't worry, I'll buy what's important" Adelle said as she left the Dollhouse.
After parking her car, she quickly headed inside. Grabbing a cart she walked by the various different sized and colored products. She grabbed one of every product. Economy sized and travel, family and double packs. Green ones, red ones, and gold ones. Some were small enough to put in her purse and some were so large she needed assistance from the employees putting it in her cart.
Finally she rung up her products. As she leaves, she files away her ABC liquor receipt to charge the Rossum Foundation.
Zombies
"Topher come quick!", Ivy shouted as she stormed into the imprinting room. She grabbed Topher and dragged him out. "Zombies have invaded the dollhouse. They're turning the actives. THEY'RE EATING THEIR HANDLERS!"
"That doesn't make any sense. What could possibly do that?"
"Worchester sauce"
"Ah yes, that makes sense"
Echo walked over. "I can help." she said as she began to fight the zombies. She moved like a gazelle and struck like an enraged zebra.
"It's like... she's trained to fight demons or something. Like a slayer...", Topher marveled at her skills.
"That's stupid", Ivy remarked.
"Yeah that does sound lame...", Topher admitted, going back to work.
Slut *slap*
"Slut!", Sierra slapped Echo. She was wearing a maroon tracksuit with sequin accenting the lines just like Krystle Carrington would wear..
"Slut!", Echo slapped back. She was wearing a purple dress with an extremely large hat and shoulder pads, just like Alexis Colby.
"Slut!", Sierra slapped Echo again, knocking Echo into the water.
"Slut!", Echo screamed back at her as she grabbed Sierra and dragged her into the water.
"I'm pretty sure that's not how Dynasty actually went", Ivy said tilting her head. Topher shrugged, "This is what Roger wanted"
"Why are Sierra and Echo covered in welts?" Saunders asked from the doorway.
Torchwood
"Rex?", Sierra said from her side of the cab. She into the view of him. Her face felt hot when he turned and looked directly at her. No, through her.
"Yeah? Esther? Earth to Esther!?", he repeated himself.
I adore every inch of you, she wanted to say but couldn't so she resigned. "What are you expecting from this Torchwood?", they had just received clearance to be liaisons for the CIA and were immediately sent over.
"I'm more shocked over the fact UNIT is a real organization. I figure Torchwood will just be snooty Brits drinking tea and eating scones."
"I don't understand this assignment at all", Topher said reviewing his records. "You need to watch more tv. Somebody was really bitter over that Torchwood casting...", Ivy replied.
Christmas Carol
Adelle was asleep in her bed when she heard a rumbling. She awoke to find somebody standing next to bed. It was Echo.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Past and I will show you the errors of your childhood!"
Then Victor stepped forward.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Present and I will show you the errors of the now."
Then Dominic stepped forward.
"I am the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come and I will show you the errors forthcoming..."
Adelle raised an eyebrow at them then said nonchalantly,"You know, my dreams usually have you two but not her but what the hell Im feeling experimental. Get naked the lot of you. Now"
"Uh... this is actually something Topher worked out because he considered you a Grinch for Christmas..."
"So the foursome is out?"
Showgirls
Coming soon