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Lma0 .. idk why but i busted out laughin after i read this ! Lma0 !
s0me b0wy p0sted it 0n CS..
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him
why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question
to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've
always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She
responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be
Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" "OK" the nun
says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun
fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the
nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I
have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is
Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."
s0me b0wy p0sted it 0n CS..
A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and
the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him
why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question
to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When
you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've
always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She
responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be
Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" "OK" the nun
says "Pull into the next alley." He does and the nun
fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a
hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the
cab driver starts crying. "My dear child, said the
nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I
have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is
Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."