Hello Livejournal, how are you, have you missed me?
If you're going to program a bot to spam me, please ensure that (a) it can spell correctly and (b) it notices if I copy and paste the previous lines back at it.
mpolesy: hey
mpolesy: hello?
mathiaswynne: hello?
mpolesy: Hey what's up? 23/F here. u?
mathiaswynne: And you are?
mpolesy: Hmm. Have we chattted before?
mathiaswynne: I don't know. Who are you?
mpolesy: Really? You dont remember me?
mathiaswynne: Who are you?
mpolesy: I cant belive you dont remember me
mathiaswynne: Really? You're completely forgettable. Who are you?
mpolesy: I cant belive you dont remember me
mathiaswynne: I'm Susan. Who are you?
mpolesy: Really? You dont remember me?
mathiaswynne: Really? You dont remember me?
mpolesy: Oh sorrrry. l waasnt sure. Butt anywayyyssss.. What r u up to?
mathiaswynne: Oh sorrrry. l waasnt sure. Butt anywayyyssss.. What r u up to?
mpolesy: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored.
mathiaswynne: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored.
mpolesy: Hey l got a idea.. lma get on my web-cam. Do u wanna watcch?
mathiaswynne: Yes! That would be a wonderful idea. Why don't you send me a webcam address full of trojans!
mathiaswynne: I'm really very stupid and will fall for this.
mpolesy: Yeah? Ok u do have to siggnup for freee cause its settup thru this site so that l cant be recorrded. Ok?
mathiaswynne: Ok, yes, I will do anything you say, I trust you completely even though you don't know who I am, and you're a bot!
mpolesy: Im not a freaking bot
mathiaswynne: Im not a freaking bot
mpolesy: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
mathiaswynne: Yes.
mathiaswynne: I'm a bot.
mpolesy: K babbe. lt's super simplIe
mpolesy: http://***** goo there then at the top of the pagge cIlick on the goIld buttton up at the top that says JOlIN FREE. K?
mathiaswynne: Ok, I will do that now! I’m a very clever bot.
mathiaswynne: Hang on doing it now...
mpolesy: AlIso when you signuup it wilI ask for a creddit card to veriffy your age.
mpolesy: lt wiIl not charge the carrd at alI. Not even a pennny. Ilts just to make sure that u r over 18. AIriight?
mathiaswynne: Well I'm actually only 9 years old. But my spelling’s really good, isn’t it?
mathiaswynne: Should I use someone else's credit card instead? Probably best not to ask them, I’ll just take it without permission, ok?
mpolesy: K. When you get finisshed and lIogged in then vieew my camm and we can have some fuuunnnn!!!
mathiaswynne: Great! I'll do that at once! I can't imagine why I didn't do this before!
mpolesy: lf you tip me some goId or join me in privte l wilI do anythinng you ask me too.
mpolesy: l mean ANYTHlING babe :-X
mathiaswynne: Really ANYTHING? Awesome! I really want a Rotovap. Can you send me one of those? And a bucket of Thermolene.
mpolesy: Iets taIlk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to plIay.
mathiaswynne: Ok, I'm just going to steal someone else's credit card, because I won't be allowed one of my own for a few years, what with being only 3 years old. So when I come online I will be in the name of Scott Deathboy, ok?
mpolesy: hey
mpolesy: hello?
mathiaswynne: hello?
mpolesy: Hey what's up? 23/F here. u?
mathiaswynne: And you are?
mpolesy: Hmm. Have we chattted before?
mathiaswynne: I don't know. Who are you?
mpolesy: Really? You dont remember me?
mathiaswynne: Who are you?
mpolesy: I cant belive you dont remember me
mathiaswynne: Really? You're completely forgettable. Who are you?
mpolesy: I cant belive you dont remember me
mathiaswynne: I'm Susan. Who are you?
mpolesy: Really? You dont remember me?
mathiaswynne: Really? You dont remember me?
mpolesy: Oh sorrrry. l waasnt sure. Butt anywayyyssss.. What r u up to?
mathiaswynne: Oh sorrrry. l waasnt sure. Butt anywayyyssss.. What r u up to?
mpolesy: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored.
mathiaswynne: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored.
mpolesy: Hey l got a idea.. lma get on my web-cam. Do u wanna watcch?
mathiaswynne: Yes! That would be a wonderful idea. Why don't you send me a webcam address full of trojans!
mathiaswynne: I'm really very stupid and will fall for this.
mpolesy: Yeah? Ok u do have to siggnup for freee cause its settup thru this site so that l cant be recorrded. Ok?
mathiaswynne: Ok, yes, I will do anything you say, I trust you completely even though you don't know who I am, and you're a bot!
mpolesy: Im not a freaking bot
mathiaswynne: Im not a freaking bot
mpolesy: A bot? not hardly babe. Are you?
mathiaswynne: Yes.
mathiaswynne: I'm a bot.
mpolesy: K babbe. lt's super simplIe
mpolesy: http://***** goo there then at the top of the pagge cIlick on the goIld buttton up at the top that says JOlIN FREE. K?
mathiaswynne: Ok, I will do that now! I’m a very clever bot.
mathiaswynne: Hang on doing it now...
mpolesy: AlIso when you signuup it wilI ask for a creddit card to veriffy your age.
mpolesy: lt wiIl not charge the carrd at alI. Not even a pennny. Ilts just to make sure that u r over 18. AIriight?
mathiaswynne: Well I'm actually only 9 years old. But my spelling’s really good, isn’t it?
mathiaswynne: Should I use someone else's credit card instead? Probably best not to ask them, I’ll just take it without permission, ok?
mpolesy: K. When you get finisshed and lIogged in then vieew my camm and we can have some fuuunnnn!!!
mathiaswynne: Great! I'll do that at once! I can't imagine why I didn't do this before!
mpolesy: lf you tip me some goId or join me in privte l wilI do anythinng you ask me too.
mpolesy: l mean ANYTHlING babe :-X
mathiaswynne: Really ANYTHING? Awesome! I really want a Rotovap. Can you send me one of those? And a bucket of Thermolene.
mpolesy: Iets taIlk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to plIay.
mathiaswynne: Ok, I'm just going to steal someone else's credit card, because I won't be allowed one of my own for a few years, what with being only 3 years old. So when I come online I will be in the name of Scott Deathboy, ok?