Because I've clicked through enough Google pages to find
Green Arrow's Journal of Crime Fighting and Goatee Maintenance.
(this hasn't been updated since 2005, perhaps due to contractual obligations with the CW, or maybe Kevin Church got a real job? I'm assuming this is a Kevin Church deal. this means I'm 5 years past the sell-by date, but something this stupid is really a joy forever. also, I'm in love with HalJoran09234808 or whatever his name is on k-site. preach it, brother.)