Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I gave
mysticladylove a kidney (1000 points). In July I set
rachelepstein's puppy on fire (-66 points). In June I gave
gregfrost a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I gave
trielwa a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In September I bought porn for
karak (10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (989 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
laterhayloft