Stolen from 4chan, but I LOL'd
It's funny because it's true.
Michael J. Fox gives the best back rubs. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox dodges bullets without trying. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can fap at 88mph. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox received the Uncanny Dodge feat for free. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's polaroids develop faster. Because of Parkinson's.
Micael J. Fox just ruined my Etch-A-Sketch masterpiece. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can never hold a baby. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox takes his martinis shaken, not stirred. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's soda is always flat, because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can't win a staring contest. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can't communicate via Morse code. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox won't answer his cellphone when it's on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.
Nobody stands next to Michael J. Fox at the urinals. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can turn any La-Z-Boy into a bumpercar. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can only make scrambled eggs. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's Shake n'Bake dinners are done in half the time. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox works turntables like you wouldn't believe. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox is starting a career in interpretive dance. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox paid for the whole seat, but he'll only need the edge!!! Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox once walked into a room and won a dance contest that he didn't know was happening. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's farts have vibrato. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox is always dry when he comes out of the shower. Because of Parkinson's
Michael J. Fox always tilts the pinball machine. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox didn't need a quarter to make the bed shake. Because of Parkinson's.
...I'm going to Hell.
Michael J. Fox gives the best back rubs. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox dodges bullets without trying. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can fap at 88mph. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox received the Uncanny Dodge feat for free. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's polaroids develop faster. Because of Parkinson's.
Micael J. Fox just ruined my Etch-A-Sketch masterpiece. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can never hold a baby. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox takes his martinis shaken, not stirred. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's soda is always flat, because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can't win a staring contest. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can't communicate via Morse code. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox won't answer his cellphone when it's on vibrate. Because of Parkinson's.
Nobody stands next to Michael J. Fox at the urinals. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can turn any La-Z-Boy into a bumpercar. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox can only make scrambled eggs. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's Shake n'Bake dinners are done in half the time. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox works turntables like you wouldn't believe. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox is starting a career in interpretive dance. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox paid for the whole seat, but he'll only need the edge!!! Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox once walked into a room and won a dance contest that he didn't know was happening. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox's farts have vibrato. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J Fox doesn't make paintings, he makes Rorschach tests. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox is always dry when he comes out of the shower. Because of Parkinson's
Michael J. Fox always tilts the pinball machine. Because of Parkinson's.
Michael J. Fox didn't need a quarter to make the bed shake. Because of Parkinson's.
...I'm going to Hell.