❶ action ❧ bilko boulevard [ well if you're whiling the day away, maybe on your way into one of the houses along this boulevard or just passing through, your peaceful day is just about to get that much noisier
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[ she twitches a little when she sees his expression. yikes she's had to deal with way too much of that. on the upside he at least hasn't told her to die yet and she is inconveniencing him...
plastering on a pleasant/pleading smile that's her attempt at COURTEOUS PROFESSIONAL she bows ]
I'm very sorry for the trouble. I just got here and I. Um. rushedoutofthehouseIwokeupinandnowIdon'trememberwhichoneitis.
Ah-?! No! Think about your accusation first! I'm a young girl myself! While it's not entirely impossible that I'd be an underwear thief, don't you think that's very unlikely?!
And if I'm a thief, why would I be going around asking for it?
[ because that's clearly the important point to argue, ohana ]
If that's true then statistically and conventionally speaking, you'd be a weirdo too right? In that case, you shouldn't be holding this incredibly strange situation against me! We're companions in weirdness!
Well, I think. [ sullen ] They're supposed to be mine. I woke up in a room and these were in the closet. But it's not like I even know how to put them on!
[ lol pressing her luck ]
...It's not that I want to say you're lying but maybe you just don't want to let me in there now that you're denying our weirdo comradeship! I understand why you wouldn't want to but...
[ and she inches a little bit forward like she's actually thinking of rushing the door and bursting into the house to check for herself...
I've lived in this town for over a year now, and I know to check to see if the portraits have changed over night to see if we got a new addition in the house.
Whatever is in your house here is your now. You're stuck in Mayfield like you've always lived here.
What? They can change those pictures overnight? [ awed by the mad photo editing skills ] I saw some of those pictures at... my house, I guess? There were even some of me when I was younger.
Then what do you want.
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plastering on a pleasant/pleading smile that's her attempt at COURTEOUS PROFESSIONAL she bows ]
I'm very sorry for the trouble. I just got here and I. Um. rushedoutofthehouseIwokeupinandnowIdon'trememberwhichoneitis.
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[Eyes her pocket]
Your underwear's showing.
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It's not mine!
[ and then she thinks about what she just totally implied by claiming that it's not hers ]
It's not--- that I stole this from someone else though!
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So you're a panty thief who's gotten lost. If you think I have any to give you, think otherwise.
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And if I'm a thief, why would I be going around asking for it?
[ because that's clearly the important point to argue, ohana ]
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[Thanks, Mayfield. It's not often easy trolling targets knock on the door.]
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Anyway, I don't have any clue what house you live in, but I know it's not this one.
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[ lol pressing her luck ]
...It's not that I want to say you're lying but maybe you just don't want to let me in there now that you're denying our weirdo comradeship! I understand why you wouldn't want to but...
[ and she inches a little bit forward like she's actually thinking of rushing the door and bursting into the house to check for herself...
...nah. she's tested her luck enough today ]
Thank you anyway.
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I've lived in this town for over a year now, and I know to check to see if the portraits have changed over night to see if we got a new addition in the house.
Whatever is in your house here is your now. You're stuck in Mayfield like you've always lived here.
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This is a really elaborate kidnapping scheme.
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...I don't know why any kidnapper would hold on to people for that long.
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