let me tell you about my best friend..

[late_nightsnack]

thedazzedone: fag
sh sh shainaa: caca
thedazzedone: u smell like caca
sh sh shainaa: u taste like caca
thedazzedone: ur so cochina
sh sh shainaa: you know what
sh sh shainaa: shut the fuck up
thedazzedone: nahh
sh sh shainaa: please?
thedazzedone: nope
sh sh shainaa: badass
sh sh shainaa: i have to pee
thedazzedone: need help
sh sh shainaa: can you hold my penis?
thedazzedone: with my mouth
sh sh shainaa: oh dayum
sh sh shainaa: the way i like it
sh sh shainaa: you know me too well
thedazzedone: of course
sh sh shainaa: fag
thedazzedone: jota
sh sh shainaa: joto
thedazzedone: uve seen that pregnat man
sh sh shainaa: yes he/she is gross
sh sh shainaa: i bet you'd hit it
thedazzedone: its stupid people r givin them too much attention
sh sh shainaa: well i mean... it's kinda weird
sh sh shainaa: the media loves weird
thedazzedone: then y aren't u on tv
sh sh shainaa: i was going to ask you the same thing
sh sh shainaa: i'm gonna get you pregnant
thedazzedone: ok
sh sh shainaa: you can be the first actual man to have a baby
sh sh shainaa: tomorrow i'm going to get you drunk and rape you in the ocean
thedazzedone: badass
thedazzedone: I'm down
sh sh shainaa: and then push your head under the water so you can't breathe
thedazzedone: asshole
sh sh shainaa: you're not down for that?
sh sh shainaa: come on.. just think about it..
thedazzedone: maybee
sh sh shainaa: i'll be gentle
thedazzedone: ok
sh sh shainaa: i need a haircut
thedazzedone: on ur vagina
sh sh shainaa: eww
sh sh shainaa: cut it for me
thedazzedone: ok
sh sh shainaa: thanks