LLS 2.3 Opening Segment
(”Theme from Late Late Show” by Chris Isaak begins)
LJmrkilborn: Ohhhhhh!
LJmrkilborn: Dalle colline bella di Hollywood a bella Los Angeles California!
LJmrkilborn: È l'esposizione ritardata ritardata con Craig Kilborn!
LJmrkilborn: Stasera! Baz Luhrmann! Luhrmann!
blurred alex: ha ha
LJmrkilborn: Ed il getto di La Boheme!
LJmrkilborn: Signore e signori...
LJmrkilborn: Craig Kilborn!
(music fades out. “Play That Funky Music by Wild Cherry begins)
(Craiggers comes out waving to the crowd... wearing a suit and ascot)
(music fades)
LJmrkilborn: Hello! Hello! Ciao!
LJmrkilborn: Welcome to your Late Late show!
LJmrkilborn: I’m Roberto Begnini.
LJmrkilborn: Bobby Brown.
LJmrkilborn: That’s the joke!
LJmrkilborn: No seriously, Bobby Brown was arrested and charged with a DUI from 1996. He’s going to spend eight days in jail on the charge.
LJmrkilborn: When reached for comment, Whitney Houston just snorted.
LJmrkilborn: Happy to report that Jaclyn Smith has been cured of breast cancer. She was diagnosed last year, and has taken chemo sessions.
LJmrkilborn: The point is early detection, people! And I’m willing to help out anyone who needs to have their breasts inspected or checked.
LJmrkilborn: Not you, Jim Belushi or Kevin James!
LJmrkilborn: And finally, Lisa Marie Presley yanked her journal off of MBP this past week. Her first solo album is coming out this spring.
LJmrkilborn: Coincidence? I think not!
LJmrkilborn: (walks over to the desk as “Theme from Late Late Show” by Chris Isaak plays)
LJmrkilborn: This is the hottest ticket going! Tonight we have famed writer, director, producer Baz Luhrmann is here!
LJmrkilborn: *applauds*
LJmrkilborn: And we have, I think, most of the cast of his brand new Broadway musical “La Boheme!”
LJmrkilborn: *applauds*
LJmrkilborn: It’s a magic night, which is why I wore the ascot. We are having some culture this evening.
blurred alex: *applauds*
LJmrkilborn: One person likes the ascot. But, it’s great to escape the Avril Lavignes and the Carson Dalys and all to do something a little bit different.
LJmrkilborn: I plan to savor this night with a touch of Joey Fatone’s Cognac and Kevin Richardson’s cigar.
LJmrkilborn: We have a big show tonight, and we’ll get to it all, right after this!
LJmrkilborn: *goes to light a cigar*