I'm tired of this bullshit
No one gives a shit anymore. I go to a professor for help on a paper and all he wants to talk about is my "disappointing" grade on the previous exam. My roommate finally cleaned up his dishes out of the dishwasher but complains whenever I play music on my laptop while I work because he's trying to sleep at three in the afternoon, even though he plays Linkin Park at THREE IN THE MORNING. And my friends? No one gives a shit what I think. Especially the girls. They just want me to sit around and listen to them spout more bullshit agreeing with them every few words, but I'm too ugly or sketchy to go to dinner and a movie? As friends? I don't care anymore.
I contemplated quitting school and just working at the park forever, but then I called home, my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo homes to Bel Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel Air. (April Fools, natch).
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I contemplated quitting school and just working at the park forever, but then I called home, my mom got scared and said you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought now forget it, yo homes to Bel Air! I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later! Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel Air. (April Fools, natch).
End transmission.