the slug
i'm becoming a slug today. you really wouldn't understand unless you felt like crawling on the floor. which i do.
not sure how this happened. i got 12 hours of sleep last night. i wanted to go to a bachelor party for a friend who is marrying a dame so that they can spite border control and get paid for it collectively. I knew I didn't have the energy though so i turned in early - like 8:30 early. Then I woke up at 9:00am and felt fantastic. Soooo good. I walked around the city looking for a sledgehammer but couldn't find one big enough.
I'm not motivated to do anything right now. I know that if I leave the confines of my personal heater, I'll just be cold again and believe me, I don't want that. It's weird because I'm not living in Michigan anymore. One night after Kung Fu practice, I got home and realized I left my cell phone in the car. I thought about it for awhile and realized that it was too late. Getting off the couch was impossible. Why do I need a cell phone? Human beings have survived for generations without cell phones. They can go another day I think. The next morning I had 8 voice mail messages on my phone. "Where are you? Why won't you talk to me? You think this is a game? I want my socks back!" man, i had to throw those things away. They didn't smell very good. Even after I washed them.
So yeah. i have my cell phone now and I tried to call Detroit but I guess they're not answering. Maybe the phone line is frozen. Ha. It's fucking freezing in here. And my skin is dry. I feel like a burn victim. But not your ordinary burn victim. I feel like a freezer burn victim.
fuck
not sure how this happened. i got 12 hours of sleep last night. i wanted to go to a bachelor party for a friend who is marrying a dame so that they can spite border control and get paid for it collectively. I knew I didn't have the energy though so i turned in early - like 8:30 early. Then I woke up at 9:00am and felt fantastic. Soooo good. I walked around the city looking for a sledgehammer but couldn't find one big enough.
I'm not motivated to do anything right now. I know that if I leave the confines of my personal heater, I'll just be cold again and believe me, I don't want that. It's weird because I'm not living in Michigan anymore. One night after Kung Fu practice, I got home and realized I left my cell phone in the car. I thought about it for awhile and realized that it was too late. Getting off the couch was impossible. Why do I need a cell phone? Human beings have survived for generations without cell phones. They can go another day I think. The next morning I had 8 voice mail messages on my phone. "Where are you? Why won't you talk to me? You think this is a game? I want my socks back!" man, i had to throw those things away. They didn't smell very good. Even after I washed them.
So yeah. i have my cell phone now and I tried to call Detroit but I guess they're not answering. Maybe the phone line is frozen. Ha. It's fucking freezing in here. And my skin is dry. I feel like a burn victim. But not your ordinary burn victim. I feel like a freezer burn victim.
fuck