Upcoming Flood Plottings and Pairings Reminder!

[bargemods]

Are we ready for some FUN after our wondrously fun and traumatizing port? WELL, Saturday through Monday (Aug 28-30) will be the ROM-COM FLOOD!

Yes, Rom-Com. As in Romantic Comedies. You all know these movies, where things inexplicably fall into place to help the guy get the girl, and happy endings are a guarantee! The Barge will be playing

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[triggered_it]

Who wants this sexy, murdering bastard?

[bythe_books]

SAM AND MURPHY.

IN A CLOSET.

That is all.

lol I never get to use this awkward icon

[thatsaflaregun]

AND GABRIEL IS THE STUPID JOCK WHO DOESN'T GET THE GIRL.

GO LOSER SAM. GO.

[painhumbles]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOOOOING.

Except with Sark. Sark and Irene are going to... Inexplicably be Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy-esque and it'll be fantastic.

AS FAR AS GABRIEL, MISATO, JOE, AND DESMOND GO? HAVE AT. Desmond, however, will be horrifically awkward if anything romantastical happens to him, because he is Pennysexual and this is wrong.

And Gabriel's probably going to wind up falling into that cliche of FRIEND WHO ALWAYS TRIES TO GET THE OTHER FRIEND LAID and... Never gets laid himself, because LOL Gabriel's life as a romcom is just terrifying to me.

Pornstache makes an appearance.

[always_thewoman]

/icy icy icy I despise your entrails, you vermin, and if it is at all agreeable I most fervently hope you die in a ditch OH MY GOD I WANT TO DO YOU SO BAD LET'S GET MARRIED AND LIVE IN YOUR KICKASS MANSION.

I obviously was a pro at AP English. ;)

[chicagoshope]

I get the impression that now would probably be a good time to lock Harry and Gabriel up together, because the female lead's best guy friends read: failed love interests have to learn to work together and get along with each other!

[stopthat_destro]

I HAVE NO PLANS AT ALL FOR REX, so somebody hit me up, otherwise he'll like, find some high vantage point to stand on and shake his fist at all the romance.

I kinda wanted to make him fall into the "Girl removes glasses and is suddenly hot" cliche, only with his monocle, but uh, lolll couldn't figure out how to make that feasible.

EDIT: OH YEAH and Neil and West. I have no plans for them, either.

[a_bit_put_upon]

Am I horrible, horrible, bad and filthy for... for kinda almost wanting to romance at Rex? D:

[stopthat_destro]

NOT AT ALL. I welcome hideous romancing c:

[a_bit_put_upon]

Hee! What... would would achieve maximum hilarity and minimum creepering, all at once? xD

[amagicalmystery]

For three days Facilier will be compelled to act like a highly bisexual version of the Old Spice guy. WHO WANTS TO EMBARRASS HIM? :D

[thatsaflaregun]

........

ILU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW.

[amagicalmystery]

ILU MORE, EASTER BUNNY.

I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU. <3

[gimmethemap]

Excellent.