It had to happen...

[happinessboys]

And what's that, you ask? FIRE. Yes. FIRE. So Barge, Beatty's taking advantage of the relative quiet to entertain you all with a campfire! And what's this campfire made out of it? Why...books, of course. Mostly books that O'Brien got for him* and some that he already had in his possession. The ones from the library will disappear for a while, but

Comments

Re: an old journal for fun.

[stopthat_destro]

Lolll you can burn GI Joe comics :V

LIKE THE LIBRARY WOULD HAVE IT. (It's sad that Rex is the closest thing I have to a literary character)

[mrs_persson]

Is it bad that I read the beginning of the first paragraph in Beavis and Butthead voices?

Una is available for anything, but I'd rather she was a second choice. So if someone else wants dibs on catching Beatty, they're more than welcome to it.

[happinessboys]

It's not bad. Hilarious...but not bad. XD

[expectremorse]

...Dude, can I volunteer Hoffman for this? I'll be around all day today and in head-canon he'd be invested in someone like...attempting this.

[happinessboys]

Sure. I'll be putting the post up when I get home in like...an hour or hour and a half.

[expectremorse]

Yay for plotting! :D

[der_umgekehrte]

This is a good place to ask-- I've half considered Vas being a dickbag about this (she didn't lose anything she can't replace, it's more political). Would reprisal gel with what you're trying to develop or should I have her sit on it?

[happinessboys]

Go for it! Honestly, it's the fire itself that is the important part. Any and all consequences are welcomed and encouraged!

[der_umgekehrte]

She's going to try to inundate his journal with literary text, basically. If that fails she'll call him up at random hours and read to him.

Hyperindividualist technocrats are dicks. :(

[expectremorse]

oh my god.

Trolling with goodnight moon.

I just had this wonderful image of Beatty waking up at three am and hearing "goodnight moon...goodnight room...goodnight cow jumping over the moon..."

IT'S THREE AM.

[batmanschmatman]

YOU STILL UP FOR ZUKO PLAYING VOLUNTEER FIREMAN? c:

[happinessboys]

Naturally! And, of course...fireman in this case is not the SAME kind of fireman that Beatty is. XP

[batmanschmatman]

See Beatty, in most cultures, they put out fires. Sorry bro. :c

[happinessboys]

Pfft. Too bad. They're all wrong.