Revenge! [EDITED]

[amansgottado]

Who: Hammer and anybody
Where: The hallway (dunno which floor, really...)
What: Hammer is frolicking in the snow.

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[cautionarystory]

All this Christmasy stuff was... confusing, to say the least. Elle had seen movies and TV shows, and she had a vague memory of sitting by a tree with her Gran when she was five, but that was the extent of her experiences with Christmas.

But it wouldn't stop her acting on the plan she'd made as soon as she'd found out that the man with the hammer on his shirt was on the Barge.

Slipping the syringe of lithium into her sleeve and stuffing the torn strips of bedsheet she was going to use as makeshift rope into the huge pockets of the gray pea coat she'd found in her closet that morning, Elle headed out. He shouldn't be hard to find.

And indeed, there he was, doing something with the snow.

She sauntered up to him, pasting on a smile. "Hey there, stranger," she called flirtatiously.

[amansgottado]

Hammer was too occupied with creating a likeness of himself to turn towards the stranger. Molding a chiseled bust of himself with the fluffy white stuff gave him great pleasure, so much so that he was almost forgetting his punishment.

[cautionarystory]

Jeez, was this guy gay too? Apparently the only men interested in her were from her own world. Was hers the only world in which straight men existed?

Elle pushed her coat back a little, showing off the low-cut shirt she wore underneath.

"Why don't we get in out of the cold and I'll find a way to warm you up?" she whispered huskily as she came up behind him and and wrapped an arm around his waist, pressing a kiss to his shoulder.

[amansgottado]

This time, Hammer turned to see a glimpse of a rounded boob. Wow. This chick was hot.

He stood up and smiled at the hot chick,

"I'm Captain Hammer! Do you want to have sex?"

That normally worked.