Who: Victor and Eddie R.
What: The adventures of two people with no knowledge of the movie and somewhat dubious survival skills and general knowledge.
When: Early in the port.
Where: In the port.
Warnings: None so far.
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I'm sure there's a million dino-puns, but I'm too tired to think of them. )
Either way, he had come across something small and asleep. That looked promising, and just as he was about to inspect further, he heard Victor shout him, "Over here, Victor!"
And the dinosaur woke up. It didn't look too pleased. Were those eggs? "Oh plums."
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If there was one thing that he'd learned in the arctic, it was that a man could eat more or less any animal that he came across. The second thing he'd learned that almost every animal was likely to attempt to kill or maim any human it came across as well. It had lead to something interesting confrontations. But not with any creatures similar to dinosaur.
"Warden! Flee! The creature will not take kindly to your presence." Victor said helpfully, backing away himself. He wished desperately that he had a weapon.
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He hadn't seen it as everything was one shade of grey or another and an egg hadn't really stood out.
"Victor. RUN." At this, he turned and fled, because he knew that angry mother animals were not good.
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"Edward!" Victor shouted back over his shoulder as he headed for the trees, looking desperately for some thicker undergrowth. "We must venture into the depths of the jungle, where it cannot pursue us!"
It was amazing how, even when short of breath, he still managed such lengthy sentences.
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"It may find us." Victor hissed as he ducked behind the bush. "It will not be pleasant."
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"I have witnessed preferable ports." Victor sighed under his breath after a moment.
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"I should hope the dinosaur is now distracted." Victor continued, although he wasn't really sure. He was very sick of the bush though, which for the moment was reason enough.
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