Goin' on a bear hunt

Jul 25, 2010 16:37

Who: Prefect, Iago. Eventually Mikhail. And Adam?
Where: Summer caaamp! More specifically...PIPES
When: Backdated to last day of breach
Warnings: Mild language, maybe

Their next shenanigan wasn’t really a shenanigan at all. Rather, it was an epic adventure, as shown by Iago’s very “serious face” suddenly on the camera. They weren’t going to distribute this until their adventure was over, because they didn’t want to get caught. So it was just recording, not broadcasting.

“Bears. Bears are a plague among our camp. They are always around us, always watching us. But John and I have found a way to get rid of them. Using their natural enemy, flashlights,” they were held up triumphantly, “we are going to eradicate all the bears from the water supply. Crazy groundskeeper, we’re doing you a favor. “

The camera turns around to show a good sized water pipe that leads out to the lake, which the boys promptly climb into. The water barely hits their ankles and the actual pipe is too small to walk upright in, but that’s the beauty of an adventure! Their conversation is muffled, as Iago’s having to hold the camera up and away. At the first fork, Iago stops and turns….LEFT.

“If we keep going left,” he’s speaking both to John and the audience because OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE ALL DUMB, “then we won’t get lost.” He has master survival skills, naturally. The camera then is nothing but a black screen as he shoves it in his pocket.

"Hurry up, John."

prefect, mikhail bakunin, iago

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