...shut up, vegetables are money to him.

Jul 09, 2010 13:43

Who: Clapet and anyone!
Where: Dining hall.
When: Dinner time.
What: Total ridiculousness to make up for murders.
Warnings: Just a man who really doesn't get vegetables.



Clapet was already incredibly confused at dinner - he'd turned up with a couple of bags of lentils to give to whoever was providing food, so when the massive Irish guy had told him he wasn't going to take them, he'd shrugged in confusion and taken his apparently free food.

Now he was staring at the green vegetables on his plate curiously. They were expecting him to eat money. This was bizarre and absurd and nobody seemed to notice what they were doing and how appalling it was. There were Troglos here, too. That was even worse.

Well, if they didn't realise the value of what was in front of them, it wasn't their fault. After eating his meat and potatoes (there were some things which weren't entirely unavaliable in his world), he glanced at the peas left on his plate, then to the two bags of lentils on the table next to him. He started emptying one of his small bags into the next, then started filling the empty bag with his peas. He could find a way to dry them out later.

He was going to be rich.

jean-claude clapet

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