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[gotgirlballs]

Who: Chinchilla!Denise and anyone!
Where: The Infirmary
When: Sometime Monday
What: Adorable, potentially humiliating things. Namely, a dust bath.

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[notonedrop]

Edgar had a question about his new physiology, which wasn't so different from his old physiology, but it was one he thought he should find out all the same. However, his questions were forgotten when he saw a small, though still larger than him, and fluffy animal rolling in...it appeared to be baby powder or something like it. Landing, he watched, intrigued.

"That looks...quite enjoyable." In this animal's...person's opinion.

[gotgirlballs]

Whee! It was strange to think that rolling in dust could be so refreshing, but it definitely was! This was probably the happiest she'd been in...well, a whole hell of a long time.

Then, interrupting her powdery bliss, came a voice. She jumped at this new arrival, and quickly scrambled to her feet paws. She gave the little bat her best angry chinchilla glare, but it wasn't very good. Chinchillas are just too adorable to look pissed off, and she was no exception.

"Who said you could watch?" she asked in an acid tone.

[notonedrop]

"I...!" Despite her not looking that intimidating, she was a lot larger than the tiny bat, which helped to make him a little more nervous. "I didn't know it was private."

[gotgirlballs]

"Do you usually watch when unsuspecting women take baths, jackass?" She shakes, throwing off some of the excess talcum still clinging to her fur.

[notonedrop]

"Bath? That wasn't a bath! And you're not a woman! You're a chinchilla, so it's hardly like I was watching you like that!" Then he realized he shouldn't be on the defensive at all. "Wait, do you often take baths in public places?"

[gotgirlballs]

"This is the only place with dusty stuff, you fucking douche!" she finally exploded, standing up on her back paws.

[notonedrop]

"...of course." He'd have asked her why she needed dusty stuff at all, but decided to ignore the matter for the moment. "Is there a veterinarian around?"

[gotgirlballs]

"What, you think we magically recruited a vet when most of us turned into animals?" She would have rolled her eyes had she still been human. "God, and I thought the tiny brain you've got now might've been an improvement over what you usually have."

[notonedrop]

"A vet could be kept here normally for all I know! Some of the inmates are more animals than human at the best of times, after all."

[gotgirlballs]

Denise, once again, merely rolled her eyes in spirit. "Bite any zombies lately?"

[notonedrop]

"No! Of course not! There aren't any on the Barge! And it was something that could happen to anyone! I panicked, and instinct took over." Wait. Who was this? Well, probably a doctor considering she was just hanging around the infirmary, and if she knew about the zombie thing... "Denise?"

[gotgirlballs]

Denise executed the best slow clap her tiny paws could manage. "Bravo, dumbass. How long did that take? Maybe next time we can shoot for under five minutes."

[notonedrop]

"It's hard to tell when you aren't swinging a crowbar like a madwoman!"

[gotgirlballs]

"Did sucking up all that zombie goo damage your hearing? 'Cause seriously, my voice is the same no matter what I'm doing."

[notonedrop]

"Actually, it's a bit squeakier like this."