all aboard the mission of fail.
Who: Bernard, Otto and Namor
Where: Uh, port. Near a big ol' tempting lake.
What: Bernard, the most incompetent warden ever, has some how ended up with two inmates. It's a good job they know what they're doing.
When: To begin with, day one of port.
Warnings: Bernard. Otto. Namor. You figure it out.
Somehow, he'd acquired Namor. Some how. This wasn't a particular problem for Bernard, who had no discernable outdoor skills at all, so was rather hoping that his contributions of a cigarette lighter, a corkscrew, a small kitchen knife he'd brought in case...well, in case the corkscrew broke, actually, and the copy of Very Good, Jeeves that was living in his inside pocket. He'd actually neglected to bring the wine. How did he manage that?
Anyway, he was significantly in need of a drink of water before he even attempted to...well, instruct Otto and Namor in the careful art of building a shelter or something. They'd ended up by a lake, which didn't seem too bad, so Bernard's first action of the day, after dumping his jacket on a nearby tree, was to go see if the water was clean enough to drink. Then again, his metabolism had taken oven cleaner and survived.
Where: Uh, port. Near a big ol' tempting lake.
What: Bernard, the most incompetent warden ever, has some how ended up with two inmates. It's a good job they know what they're doing.
When: To begin with, day one of port.
Warnings: Bernard. Otto. Namor. You figure it out.
Somehow, he'd acquired Namor. Some how. This wasn't a particular problem for Bernard, who had no discernable outdoor skills at all, so was rather hoping that his contributions of a cigarette lighter, a corkscrew, a small kitchen knife he'd brought in case...well, in case the corkscrew broke, actually, and the copy of Very Good, Jeeves that was living in his inside pocket. He'd actually neglected to bring the wine. How did he manage that?
Anyway, he was significantly in need of a drink of water before he even attempted to...well, instruct Otto and Namor in the careful art of building a shelter or something. They'd ended up by a lake, which didn't seem too bad, so Bernard's first action of the day, after dumping his jacket on a nearby tree, was to go see if the water was clean enough to drink. Then again, his metabolism had taken oven cleaner and survived.