fuck my life. oh my god. i can't believe i did that!!! :(
before i freak out i feel i must say: i only have 3 friends left actually posting...and all y'all are posting about how you're pregnant!! CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU!!!! how is it that every time ppl are getting married or having babies, they all do it at the same time?!? how did i miss this boat?!
moving on...
time for the freak out.
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGMOTHEROFBABYJESUSFUCKINGSHITOHMIGAWDFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
i did the ONE thing they tell you NEVER EVER TO DO.
I spilled the motherfucking liquid latex ON THE CARPET.
i should have cried and sworn my effing face off.
but it was pure panic and shock and i had company so somehow i managed to keep my wits about me and JUMPED into action.
2.5hrs of action.
18 rolls of paper towel.
about 12 litres of water.
all for 18oz of flourescent blue fucking latex.
the good news: i don't have a solid patch of latex on the floor.
the bad news: i have quite a large patch of carpet which is now tinted with a very bright shade of blue.
FUCK.
cuz you know what this means?!
now i'm going to have to pay to replace it when i leave.
MOTHERFUCKINGFUCK.
PLUS, i have to buy new latex and pray to sweet lord jesus that it gets here before halloween.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I DID THAT!!!!!
i've never spilled paint or glue or anything in all of my crafting years. never.
and i was being so careful.
FUCK.
and we had just finished some painstaking work of pre-painting some of my parts and i was fuckign putting the damn lid on.
oh my god.
i want to die.
i can't even think about this.
i can't believe i didn't bawl.
totally would've if dave hadn't been here.
or if i knew him better.
probably a good thing that it was him here and not someone i would've fought with or freaked out in front of.
we really were a good team.
i could try covering it with a bit of white...?!
or am i doing crazy talk now?
i kinda do want to try that!!
it could've been so much worse, so i need to focus on the fact that it didn't get on my computer or any of my fabulous zebra stuff, or on the wii or on anything other than the carpet and the back of the shitty couch.
it could've been much more of a disaster, but i could've lived without the disaster period.
live and learn, right?
now i'm gonna be too paranoid to do the actual painting on halloween. I'll have to freeze my ass off on the balcony.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckme.
i wish i could just cry about this, but i'm too angry at myself.
damn.
i didn't need any more stress :(
in other news: i've got my master bedroom ready to rent. mostly.
i've at least got the add up.
still have a lot of tidying to do, but it will get done.
now we'll just have to see if my costume will.
i feel like i've lost the urge a bit.
FUUUUUUUCK.
moving on...
time for the freak out.
HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGMOTHEROFBABYJESUSFUCKINGSHITOHMIGAWDFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!
i did the ONE thing they tell you NEVER EVER TO DO.
I spilled the motherfucking liquid latex ON THE CARPET.
i should have cried and sworn my effing face off.
but it was pure panic and shock and i had company so somehow i managed to keep my wits about me and JUMPED into action.
2.5hrs of action.
18 rolls of paper towel.
about 12 litres of water.
all for 18oz of flourescent blue fucking latex.
the good news: i don't have a solid patch of latex on the floor.
the bad news: i have quite a large patch of carpet which is now tinted with a very bright shade of blue.
FUCK.
cuz you know what this means?!
now i'm going to have to pay to replace it when i leave.
MOTHERFUCKINGFUCK.
PLUS, i have to buy new latex and pray to sweet lord jesus that it gets here before halloween.
I CANNOT BELIEVE I DID THAT!!!!!
i've never spilled paint or glue or anything in all of my crafting years. never.
and i was being so careful.
FUCK.
and we had just finished some painstaking work of pre-painting some of my parts and i was fuckign putting the damn lid on.
oh my god.
i want to die.
i can't even think about this.
i can't believe i didn't bawl.
totally would've if dave hadn't been here.
or if i knew him better.
probably a good thing that it was him here and not someone i would've fought with or freaked out in front of.
we really were a good team.
i could try covering it with a bit of white...?!
or am i doing crazy talk now?
i kinda do want to try that!!
it could've been so much worse, so i need to focus on the fact that it didn't get on my computer or any of my fabulous zebra stuff, or on the wii or on anything other than the carpet and the back of the shitty couch.
it could've been much more of a disaster, but i could've lived without the disaster period.
live and learn, right?
now i'm gonna be too paranoid to do the actual painting on halloween. I'll have to freeze my ass off on the balcony.
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckme.
i wish i could just cry about this, but i'm too angry at myself.
damn.
i didn't need any more stress :(
in other news: i've got my master bedroom ready to rent. mostly.
i've at least got the add up.
still have a lot of tidying to do, but it will get done.
now we'll just have to see if my costume will.
i feel like i've lost the urge a bit.
FUUUUUUUCK.