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i met the stupidest bug today. he was all on his back, struggling to turn himself upright so i was like "i haven't done a good deed today!" and flipped him over with my lighter.
he flew in a little circle, rammed into my chair, and fell back onto his back again.
i was like "that little fucker. he's the stupidest bug ever." and flipped him over again.
good deeds don't count if the subject of the deed undoes it immediately.
so we kept fighting about whether he belonged on his front or back until i was done with my cigarette.
at which point, i put it out on his little back.
sometimes i think i'm the next jeff dahmer.
he flew in a little circle, rammed into my chair, and fell back onto his back again.
i was like "that little fucker. he's the stupidest bug ever." and flipped him over again.
good deeds don't count if the subject of the deed undoes it immediately.
so we kept fighting about whether he belonged on his front or back until i was done with my cigarette.
at which point, i put it out on his little back.
sometimes i think i'm the next jeff dahmer.