{.005} ...Anise in Wonderland? XD;

[for_money_honey]

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[all dressed up in a darling little frock, her hair down save for the bit of ribbon holding it back, you've all seen pictures I'm sure]

Dear, dear! How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I suppose I should just be thankful I'm the proper size again. At least, I think I am, though perhaps I'm only the

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jumping is cool :D

[ignoringyounow]

*oh, we're not sure HOW it happened, but we've been genderswitched again, but for some reason keep forgetting about the womanly curves and dress (the one in red, but with a parasol and book)*

Alice, where do you think you are wandering off to?

...Alice? Anise.

<3

[for_money_honey]

[eyes widen at your appearance] Bierrez?

Sister! [clings at your skirts a bit] Oh, but I don't even know half the time! I'm sure I couldn't tell you where all I've been, much less where I'm going. It all started when I followed a very curious-looking White Rabbit, and now I suppose I should go see the Queen. If it's her country, it makes sense that she should know the way out of it.

...I don't suppose this is all just a dream, and you've come to wake me?

[ignoringyounow]

What on earth are you talking about? White rabbits and Queens... Have you been daydreaming again, Alice? Don't tell me you haven't even started your lesson.

[for_money_honey]

But I have started it! And finished it, too! I had it memorised perfectly, but then when I went to say it, it all came out quite wrong.

[ignoringyounow]

Oh? Recite it for me. *arms folded, looks a bit like he might beat you with that parasol if you get it wrong~*

Thank you, Isaac Watts.

[for_money_honey]

[primly clasps her hands in front of her, and begins:]

"How doth the little busy bee
Improve each shining hour,
And gather honey all the day
From every opening flower!"

...Why, that time it came out just as it should, or near enough to it.

[ignoringyounow]

*sigh~* See? It's not that difficult. Now, tell me how to create an army of demons from your own blood, according to the Renkin Wizard and the Demon Bible.

[for_money_honey]

[falters a bit, coming out of her 'reciting' stance]

I'm sure that wasn't in my lessons! You might as well ask me to explain in detail precisely how replicas are made!

[ignoringyounow]

This is the sort of thing you should know! How do you expect to grow up into a strong demon lady if you can't recite even the simplest things like this?

[ignoringyounow]

...

*wait, worlds meshing weirdly here. confused.

[for_money_honey]

[...yeah, that was weird enough to knock her out of Alice-mode for a second here, too]

...A strong demon lady, huh? Does that mean you were planning on making me into a demon somehow?

[ignoringyounow]

I don't actually have the power to do that. *not saying it had not been a goal, though.*

[for_money_honey]

But you would if you could?

[ignoringyounow]

What are you talking about, Al-Anise? Of course I would like to turn you into a proper young lady. *snapped back*

[for_money_honey]

One who reads books without any pictures or dialogue, like you do, I suppose? Being a proper young lady must be terribly dull. Though after how curious things have been lately, I might welcome a bit of dullness.

Did you bring Dinah with you, Sister?

[ignoringyounow]

Dinah? Heavens, no. He is your cat, after all, and your responsibility. Have you lost him?