Hello...

[themis_incarne]

Hmm.  I arrived in this place not too long ago, and I'm starting to get a little bit worried.  Some of the people here are quite strange, I am finding.

You see, I was just taking a train to meet with an old colleague of mine when I came here.  I had just been starting on a wonderful piece of caramel chocolate cake when we stopped and I sighted the

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[the_deer_boy]

Hello, welcome to hell, good luck finding your luggage, watch out for the robots, horny moose and the Host Club. You can't escape, you can't communicate with the outside world and as an extra perk, you can't die here either. Trust me, it's been tried and it hurts like a bitch.
Also, you really shouldn't have asked about the dessert making, you're going to get dog-piled. A lot of people here seem to love cooking.

[themis_incarne]

Ah. Thank you for the advice, at any rate. I'll make sure to remember it.

[the_deer_boy]

No prob, wish I'd gotten all the warnings myself when I got here. Enjoy the halloween party.

[cakexhunny_otp]

Welcommeeee~~ Waii new people just come every day~~! ♥

--Tobi-chan make's delicious cake!

You want to try some? :OOO

[themis_incarne]

...Cake? It's been so long since I've had anything decent to eat, and I really am starting to get hungry.

You sure seem enthusiastic about it. :D

[cakexhunny_otp]

You should have some, then~ Theres lots and lots stacked up in the kitchen an in my room, and in the Host Club~~~.

I looo~ve cake! It's so yummy. Better than most things. *nodnod*

I'm Hunny. What's your name~?

[themis_incarne]

I usually go by Ryuuzaki. Hunny seems a little bit unusual for a given name. Is it a nickname?

[justa_clown]

I just arrived not too long ago myself. My name is Allen Walker, it is nice to meet you.

Ah, I'm not an expert, but I do know a few things about cooking, although if you find someone who is better could you perhaps tell me? *Sheepish look* I seem to have a bit of a sweet tooth as well.

[themis_incarne]

Hello. You may call me Ryuuzaki.

A sweet tooth is a little bit of an understatement when it comes to me. I haven't eaten any food normally considered "healthy" since I was six.

[justa_clown]

It's nice to meet you, Ryuuzaki. *Smiles*

Oh wow! I guess I can't talk either, seeing as how I eat two times my weight in food, at times! Sweets are no exception.

[themis_incarne]

...Wouldn't that be a little bit hazardous to your health? Eating too much is never good for your system. You seem to be fairly light, though, so maybe you have a fast metabolism? I'm the same.

[the_god_pwner]

Dessert? I am unfamiliar with the turn. Do you mean food? Of fish, there is plenty. There are large ones with single spikes on their back residing in the lake - if you wish to eat, catch one, as there aren;t many animals in the forest worth eathing.

*swings the shark he has just caught from the lake over his shoulder with little-to-no-effort, before setting down to make a fire*

I will be done with this soon, so if the thought of doing something productive drives you mad as it seems to the others here, you may cook whatever you catch on my fire after I am finished.

*sneers at L for good measure*

[the_god_pwner]

[ooc: I HATE TYPING/TYPOS AND NOT BEING ABLE TO EDIT POSTS AHHDGFHJGF *sob*]

[themis_incarne]

No thank you. I don't think it would be wise to attempt eating anything like that. *looks at the shark, clearly concerned*

My body cannot tolerate anything without at least a 25% sugar content. Except for certain types of berries and fruit, in moderation.

[chocorosary]

*smiles a little, realizing that he doesn't exactly have many greetings that aren't either sarcastic or insulting* Welcome, Ryuuzaki.

There's a man called Tobi that bakes good cakes, but apart from that, the food comes from the robots. They seem pretty trustworthy, they haven't tried to poison us yet...

[themis_incarne]

Oh, good. I still don't know about the robots, truthfully. I trust technology for mostly everything else, but food is a different story. My tastes can be quite finicky, at times.

[chocorosary]

Ah, I haven't had any issues with them before, but avoiding them is... understandable. A step I should have taken myself. There's no telling when the principal would choose reprogramme the robots to poison us, after all.

... also, I would avoid getting crumbs on your clothes unless you want the robots to strip you naked. *nervously chuckles*

[themis_incarne]

*half-smiles* A similar occurance has happened to you before, I would assume?

I'll bear that in mind. I usually try to eat my food neatly, although with cookies and things I'm a bit more lenient.