[And the PA system crackles...]

Apr 01, 2009 20:26

MY DEAR STUDENTS OF LAST STOP GAKUEN ~

It's been a while, and again, you've been boring me awfully. Even dinosaurs provoked hardly interesting reactions! Why not feed one another to a T-Rex to save your own life? There's no need to help one another. It's not going to make the whole ordeal easier for any of us. Where is this disgusting moral code coming from?

Get rid of that one right on the doorstep to the gym. We'll be hosting a little party there. Live a little! Have a drink! Stop being so friendly to each other and bring on the competition. Not solidarity or teamwork. Your beloved Principal wants to see none of that rubbish.

To celebrate, let's all have drinking contests!

Yes, you heard me. There's no way you couldn't have. The speakers reach an amazing volume, don't they? Pick a partner, I've taken care of beverages. And drink til you drop!

Those who lose unfortunately die. Those who refuse to play? Your death is permanent.

That's all for the rules. Don't play nice! ♥

*click!*

the principal

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