|sakura. 007| REALLY REALLY BAD DAY, NOT GOOD

[groundsplitter]

*has found the Chemistry Lab of the school, and decided, of course, to see if this world has the same facilties for the creations of antidote* *currently mingling around

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[rose_boy_tamaki]

*Hears explosion and goes to check*

I heard a loud noise, are you o.....O_O *stops and STARES!*

...

Sorry for my rudeness but...are they growing?

[groundsplitter]

...YES THEY FUCKIN' ARE GROWING! DON'T STARE AT THEM, AND HELP ME FIX THIS!! *shuffling through ingredients, wishes she had a scroll and a bit of that potion left, so she could find an antidote for it*

...m-my hips hurt...

[rose_boy_tamaki]

Ah...I'm sorry *blushing and looks away*

Uhm, I guess they aren't suppose to do that...can Ihelp you anyway?

[honesty_stings]

From bulldozer build to dirigible is not exactly an improvement, Sakura.

[groundsplitter]

DON'T CALL ME A BULLDOZER, ASSHOLE!!!

OR A DIRIGIBLE!!! *resists the urge to---oh, forget it, gives into the urge to punch him*

[honesty_stings]

*-- IS IT A BIRD IS IT A PLANE IS IT A DIRIGIBLE (YES IT IS).. no, it's a fist.

connect!*

[groundsplitter]

*aaaaaand big boobs on a flat-chested girl brings problems of equilibrium, so guess who just fell forward and landed on soft cushiony pillow-like mamary glands*.....ow...

[the_sanctified]

*was just heading back to his room--heard the sound of glass shattering*

*pokes head into the chem lab*

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...

*dies--almost--laughing*

[groundsplitter]

*growls at him* DON'T LAUGH, DAMMIT!!!

*wants to ask for help, but somehow doesn't want his solution to be...cutting them off*

[the_sanctified]

*slumping against a desk now--shaking with hysterical laughter*

Oh my God...holy shit...seriously, that...those...pfft! *starts laughing all over again*

[groundsplitter]

*clenches* WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT IT! IT'S EMBARASSING ENOUGH WITHOUT AN OVERGROWN ALBINO LAUGHING IN MY FACE, DAMMIT.

[cagebreak]

...

[groundsplitter]

Help.

[cagebreak]

.. I believe you have already outdone Hokage-sama.

[groundsplitter]

I said HELP, not 'give a obvious and sarcastic remark', Hyuuga.

[chocorosary]

*jaw drops for a moment in shock* ...

*goes back to smirking, hoping no one caught that* You seem well-endowed today, Sakura.

[groundsplitter]

Yeah? Well guess what, I DON'T WANT TO B--*and breasts just grew two more sizes*....th-this will be so bad for my back...

[chocorosary]

*laughs and is suddenly very glad to be male* But you'll look less masculine.

[groundsplitter]

*and they grow*

*the sound of a snap! is heard*

*that would be a chest binding, ripped* ..........I'll gladly recover my small size if I could...